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Post by XerxesTheCat on Mar 14, 2007 12:14:15 GMT -5
"Hello, I'm Michael Jackson."
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Post by Bart Fargo on Mar 14, 2007 19:24:26 GMT -5
"Now kids, don't forget to keep sending in those green slips of paper in daddy's wallet. I want the kind with the big numbers on them like 100 and 500."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 14, 2007 19:42:57 GMT -5
It's me, Uncle Nutzy!
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Post by Cerrita on Mar 14, 2007 23:09:24 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker: Hey, kids, watch at how many schlitz cans I can juggle. *belch*
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Apr 18, 2007 19:45:36 GMT -5
Mr. B. Natural
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Post by callipygias on Apr 19, 2007 10:57:53 GMT -5
WIE HEIBT DU! HOR MAL FEUER!!! WIE HEIBT DIESER PLATZEN FEUER!!! DARAUF KANNST DU WETTE FEUER DEUTSCHLAND!!!!! KANNST DU DIR DAS ZERSTOREN SIE?!?!?!
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Post by Hellcat on Apr 19, 2007 15:28:15 GMT -5
"Hey, kids! It's Gassy the Clown!"
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 14, 2007 12:28:34 GMT -5
'You don't want balloons. They burst, or they deflate, so there's no point.' *lights cigarette* 'You know, I had a balloon once....'
'Remember, if your parents ask - we were here the whole time.'
'This is the kid's party? I just did the STD Awareness presentation.'
'Oh sure, laugh now. You won't find it so funny in your teens.'
'Hey kids! Today's a very special day, cause you're going to help Uncle Heinie kill off his business partner. Yes you are!'
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Post by Gripweed on Nov 21, 2007 9:23:37 GMT -5
"Today kids, we will learn to throw beer at your school!"
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Nov 21, 2007 10:02:28 GMT -5
"Ok, Kids....if you're really really quiet, i'll untie you as soon as i'm done...Uncle Johnny just needs a little audience for his soap suds enema..."
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