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Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 19, 2007 18:52:31 GMT -5
"Mr. Johnson, we called you to this audit because - why are you crossing your legs and have a look of pain on your face?"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Apr 22, 2007 20:49:47 GMT -5
[yellow]"LET THERE BE-[/yellow] hang on a sec...
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on May 14, 2007 19:26:38 GMT -5
'And the NEW Miss America is..... awww geez hold on a sec....'
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Post by Rexington on May 15, 2007 21:14:06 GMT -5
Let's do the Time Wa-Hold on a sec.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on May 15, 2007 21:57:12 GMT -5
Launch in five..four....oh hell hold on...
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Post by hobbesluigi82 on May 27, 2007 13:17:14 GMT -5
"GIVE ME LIBERTY OR...oh, crap. Quick, gimme liberty!"
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 17, 2007 12:03:56 GMT -5
Stuck in a slow-moving traffic jam mid-lane on the freeway.
Anytime really when you're not on the toilet, with the lid open, and your pants down.
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Krankor
Anteater
Kiss off Slappy
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Post by Krankor on Jul 10, 2007 0:02:57 GMT -5
"allrighty, there, mr. Smith, all we have left to measure then is the inseam..."
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Feb 14, 2008 1:06:31 GMT -5
"Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm lis--- oh damn..."
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Post by msmystie3000 on Dec 30, 2009 14:56:49 GMT -5
Watching MST3K and laughin' so hard that you........
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Post by jkazoolien on Dec 30, 2009 15:14:58 GMT -5
"Staring Contest!...Go!...aw, crap..."
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Post by Hellcat on Jan 2, 2010 0:43:45 GMT -5
"Now you saute the mushrooms for about five minutes and then you add the -- uh oh..."
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Post by fireballil on Jan 2, 2010 2:07:02 GMT -5
'Scalpel...clamp....TP!'
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Post by crowschmo on Jan 3, 2010 15:47:45 GMT -5
(Ding-dong) "Congratulations, Mrs. Peggy Johnson!! We're from Publisher's Clearinghouse!! You've just won a mil...h-hello? Not home? Come on, guys - on to the runner up's house."
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 4, 2010 23:29:05 GMT -5
"Yes, your honor, I do have something to say before you pass sentence. I...crap."
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