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Post by XerxesTheCat on May 28, 2007 17:22:51 GMT -5
Bush: "My fellow Americans... you won't need to vote in 2008.... I have pulled some strings, and managed to get myself a thrice term!"
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Post by Crowfan on May 28, 2007 18:59:54 GMT -5
Gas prices are now $5 a gallon.
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Post by cambot01 on May 28, 2007 19:25:28 GMT -5
The 21st Amendment is repealed.
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Post by Crowfan on May 28, 2007 19:36:36 GMT -5
Pauly Shore has won an Oscar.
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Post by hobbesluigi82 on Jun 3, 2007 14:12:41 GMT -5
Tony Blair, in a freak accident, is re-elected in the UK.
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Post by Crowfan on Jun 4, 2007 15:56:46 GMT -5
The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry is the best rivalry in all of sports.
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Post by Random Citizen on Jun 5, 2007 14:37:07 GMT -5
The internet spontaneously combusts
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Post by Harpsiccord on Jun 5, 2007 21:41:19 GMT -5
Before publishing her last book, author JK Rowling dies, forgetting to tell everyone exactly where the manuscript was hidden. (Hee hee)
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 12, 2007 10:54:01 GMT -5
Aliens land en masse and inform everyone that "this reality is a fake, and if you die by any means you become free and go to Heaven".
On another note, do the government tax everything these days?! Death Tax, Inheritance Tax, Rates on Suicide......geez.
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