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Post by dph on May 1, 2009 19:58:27 GMT -5
Retarded kittens are like Using Ridding Equipment. Its for Pussies.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 3, 2009 14:59:07 GMT -5
Using Ridding Equipment is like a house cat: useless.
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Post by Satchmo on May 3, 2009 15:50:31 GMT -5
Philosophy is like existentialism:
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Post by jkazoolien on May 3, 2009 15:58:54 GMT -5
Not following the rules of the thread is like tearing the tag off a mattress: it's not legal, but nobody cares.
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Post by dph on May 4, 2009 21:36:05 GMT -5
Tearing the tag off of a mattress is like watching Manos: The Hands of Fate without riffing: They both could KILL you.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 5, 2009 23:03:16 GMT -5
Watching MANOS unriffed is like eating a banana split without the banana: it's missing a very essential ingredient.
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 5, 2009 23:47:56 GMT -5
Eating a banana split without a banana is like the glove in the OJ Simpson case. It just doesn't fit and it's phony and looks wrong.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 7, 2009 3:55:41 GMT -5
The glove in the OJ Simpson case is like the kid Michael Jackson bribed: a damning piece of evidence that cash made inconsequential.
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 8, 2009 13:57:42 GMT -5
The kid Michael Jackson bribed is like an alien abductee. They're paid to keep quiet about the time they were anally probed by a weird skinned being.
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Post by dph on May 8, 2009 14:08:30 GMT -5
An alien abductee is like Clay Aiken. They've both had something long and hard rammed up their anus.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 9, 2009 5:51:15 GMT -5
Clay Aiken is like the fat kid in your class: it's so much to lead them up to total humiliation.
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 22, 2009 15:07:52 GMT -5
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Post by dph on May 23, 2009 14:43:24 GMT -5
Holy Crap!!! My university is the #1 least fit in the country. That's not good but i guess its cause our food is so damn good.
Your three headed professor is like a muddy stick, both sound real dirty.
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 27, 2009 20:01:49 GMT -5
I love Cajun cooking. I'd definitely be a fat boy if I lived in Louisiana.
A muddy stick is like a brick house. They're both really hard to light on fire.
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Post by dph on May 30, 2009 20:25:17 GMT -5
A brick house is like a really fat chick. They can both fit a family of 5.
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