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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 1, 2009 5:54:01 GMT -5
A really fat chick is like a moped...you know the rest.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Jun 4, 2009 14:31:11 GMT -5
A moped is like an F1 race car. It's illegal to take either one on the freeway.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 5, 2009 3:45:32 GMT -5
An F1 Race Car is like Adam Corrolla: loud, obnoxious, and useless.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Jun 7, 2009 22:40:24 GMT -5
Adam Corrolla is like finding out you have 4 days left to live. Neither one is funny.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 7, 2009 23:44:39 GMT -5
Finding out you have 4 days left to live is like a Uwe Boll movie: depressing.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Jun 8, 2009 21:50:06 GMT -5
An Uwe Boll movie is like having a hangover. You expect it to be bad, but it always hurts worse when it's happening.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 9, 2009 1:24:52 GMT -5
A hangover is like a fat guy in a speedo: they both make you feel like puking.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Jun 17, 2009 20:14:05 GMT -5
A fat guy in a speedo is like a drug dealer. They both offer you a lot of crack.
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Post by dph on Jun 18, 2009 15:44:20 GMT -5
A Drug Dealer is like a Magnalite factory, they have a lot of pot(s).
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 21, 2009 6:49:59 GMT -5
A Magnalite Factory is like a chocolate factory, except they don't make chocolate at the Magnalite factory.
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Post by dph on Jun 21, 2009 16:16:28 GMT -5
A chocolate factory is like a Sewage treatment plant, they both have lots of brown, sticky goo.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 22, 2009 23:23:59 GMT -5
A sewage treatment plant is like a politician: full of sh*t.
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Post by Blue Raja on Aug 4, 2009 20:35:23 GMT -5
A politician is like a weather man - they lie to your face every day, and people just accept it.
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 9, 2009 15:22:37 GMT -5
A weather man is a good used car salesman: you'll believe anything they say.
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