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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 18, 2007 9:16:21 GMT -5
'Gawd, I was sure you'd be dead by now.'
'Yes I know that's what you did. I've been monitoring your every move since the last day of school.'
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Jun 18, 2007 18:37:59 GMT -5
At a family reunion:
"Why is everybody but me, black?!" (I stole ths joke from Drew Carey. I'm not very original)
At a high school reunion:
(to a hot girl you used to date)
"Aren't you one of the chicks I knocked up and then dumped later? Oops."
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 19, 2007 8:46:57 GMT -5
Sounds like maybe he was inspired by The Jerk anyway, lol!
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 1, 2007 9:35:14 GMT -5
"Wow, Suzie, you look great!! I remember in high school you were this really fat chick with braces"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 3, 2007 6:30:01 GMT -5
Say, weren't you the one who got voted most likely to end up in prison? How the heck did you avoid that?
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Post by Hellcat on Jul 3, 2007 16:45:03 GMT -5
"Good to see you, Uncle Bob. You still mad at me for testifying against you?"
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 4, 2007 14:28:38 GMT -5
"Dude, I told you to get out of town. Now I'm just gonna have to kill you right here in front of everybody."
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Post by Random Citizen on Jul 4, 2007 21:01:30 GMT -5
"Remember the time I hit you in the groin and everybody laughed? Because everybody else sure seems to!"
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Jul 4, 2007 21:36:00 GMT -5
"Welllll, Mr. 'Most Likely To Succeed", It looks like you DID succeed.... Then again some people say 5 divorces in 8 years is successful..."
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 27, 2007 21:31:54 GMT -5
"So once we strike up the deal with the Bloods, we'll be the largest drug ring in history!"
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Aug 27, 2007 23:55:34 GMT -5
'Ohhhhhh, I remember you. You gave me crap for being unpopular! Sorry to hear about the Herpes'
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Post by Truck Farmer on Aug 28, 2007 0:04:11 GMT -5
So, how's your wife and my kids?
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 30, 2007 18:47:46 GMT -5
"Ma-an! You got FAT!!"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 30, 2007 20:22:20 GMT -5
Hey, baby...
Oh, you're my cousin?
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