Krankor
Anteater
Kiss off Slappy
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Post by Krankor on Jul 11, 2007 0:10:20 GMT -5
Here's a few examples to start off:
"....so I said, 'how contagious?' And the doctor said 'REALLY contagious....'"
"...and I just decided, homicidal tendencies be damned, I'm off the meds!"
"...yes, we all miss her dearly. She died in that very chair..."
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Jul 11, 2007 0:54:31 GMT -5
".... Angelina Jolie is SOOOO Frickin ugly!"
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Post by Truck Farmer on Jul 11, 2007 1:22:58 GMT -5
" . . . and then they shove a red hot poker up my butt."
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 11, 2007 14:44:13 GMT -5
Wanna see my scar?
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Post by Hellcat on Jul 12, 2007 0:57:44 GMT -5
". . . so now I'm an official member of the Ku Klux Klan."
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Aug 2, 2007 11:44:13 GMT -5
"Yeah the ending to Monster A-Go Go was pretty much my idea..."
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 2, 2007 14:47:05 GMT -5
And the doctor said it was definately bubonic plague.
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airrider
Tibby
You asked for more refueling...and we're giving it to you!
Posts: 66
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Post by airrider on Aug 2, 2007 17:52:06 GMT -5
"...whoops, I wet 'em."
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Post by Truck Farmer on Aug 3, 2007 0:03:50 GMT -5
" . . it burns when I pee."
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Post by Hellcat on Aug 3, 2007 0:48:25 GMT -5
"I just know in my heart that Osama bin Laden is innocent."
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 3, 2007 15:35:22 GMT -5
Hitler was just misunderstood.
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airrider
Tibby
You asked for more refueling...and we're giving it to you!
Posts: 66
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Post by airrider on Aug 6, 2007 19:39:20 GMT -5
...now where'd my box full of cockroaches go?...
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Post by Hellcat on Aug 7, 2007 0:24:44 GMT -5
"You know, if you use the right seasonings, rat can be quite tasty."
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airrider
Tibby
You asked for more refueling...and we're giving it to you!
Posts: 66
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Post by airrider on Aug 9, 2007 19:41:39 GMT -5
Nice dress...reminds me, I just taped "Space Mutiny."
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Aug 9, 2007 23:42:54 GMT -5
...and you know something? Serrated knives really don't get a clean cut to the major blood vessels, like I found out on that damn neighbor kid...
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