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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 27, 2007 21:21:12 GMT -5
(Courtesy of George Carlin)
.... "So what they're going to do Bob, is laminate my testicles!"
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Post by Random Citizen on Aug 27, 2007 21:24:47 GMT -5
"Actually, I AM happy to see you!"
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Post by Bad Touch on Sept 22, 2008 22:05:10 GMT -5
"Damn my ass itches!"
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Sept 22, 2008 22:17:58 GMT -5
Cannibals are truly a misunderstood bunch. I've tasted human flesh, & it's really REALLY good.
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Post by Waluigi on Sept 22, 2008 23:28:00 GMT -5
I just remember that I have to get rid of that dead hooker in my car trunk.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 22, 2008 23:35:04 GMT -5
"I was going to ask where the restroom was, but nevermind."
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Post by Waluigi on Sept 22, 2008 23:37:02 GMT -5
Can I smell your panties?
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 23, 2008 1:01:50 GMT -5
"Nothing compares to the special kind of love that exists between a man and his sheep."
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Sept 23, 2008 2:28:13 GMT -5
man, did you see that sexy school boy with the Transformers lunchbox?
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Post by NardDog on Oct 7, 2008 1:53:19 GMT -5
Hey everybody! I got a piece of s**t hangin' out of my a**
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 7, 2008 8:52:04 GMT -5
"Hey, I made a contest thread about your ass!"
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Post by Frameous on Oct 7, 2008 8:57:48 GMT -5
Mother to son: "You've got your father's penis."
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Post by zohob on Oct 7, 2008 11:28:22 GMT -5
"I was born with both male and female genitalia"
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Post by Frameous on Oct 7, 2008 11:51:18 GMT -5
That homemade beef jerky of mine you liked so much was actually my scab collection.
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Oct 7, 2008 12:47:06 GMT -5
*cat pukes*
First guy to second guy: "You gonna eat that?"
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