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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Oct 11, 2008 17:15:58 GMT -5
Hey, wanna hit the rooftop with my high powered rifle and pop off a few nuns?
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 11, 2008 18:48:48 GMT -5
I can only stick around for so long, I have to go register as a sex offender later today.
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Post by NardDog on Oct 11, 2008 21:31:34 GMT -5
Sometimes I can just kill my girlfriends
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 11, 2008 23:52:36 GMT -5
After a hard day at work, I like to unwind with a tall glass of virgin's blood.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Oct 12, 2008 8:08:36 GMT -5
Sometimes late at night when I can't sleep, I close my eyes and imagine what it would have been like to shoot my boyfriend in the head along with the girl I caught him in bed with. Instant sweet dreams!
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Post by NardDog on Oct 12, 2008 20:24:39 GMT -5
Yes that was me outside your bedroom window....I wanted to ask you out on a date....let's not call it stalking...that's so cliche
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 13, 2008 12:40:39 GMT -5
And now, let us pray...to Satan, that he may hasten the coming of his son the Antichrist and engulf the world in evil.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 13, 2008 12:44:22 GMT -5
Yeah, I like ABBA a lot.
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Post by CBG on Oct 13, 2008 13:17:13 GMT -5
Semprini.
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Oct 13, 2008 14:00:14 GMT -5
My priest says that as long as he can videotape us "serving God" my place in Heaven is solidified.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 13, 2008 18:50:22 GMT -5
David Berkowitz was framed!
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Post by Frameous on Oct 14, 2008 10:06:15 GMT -5
Sometimes watching Animal Planet gets me so hot.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 14, 2008 13:50:11 GMT -5
I was reading Mein Kampf the other day, and I think it makes some valid points.
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Oct 14, 2008 14:45:58 GMT -5
Hi! I'm Trumpy Dumpy! ...
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Post by CBG on Oct 14, 2008 14:48:11 GMT -5
"My other car is the Millennium Falcon."
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