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Post by NardDog on Oct 20, 2008 21:27:14 GMT -5
Yeah I still talk to my mom when I'm having problems...speaking of you wanna go back to my place...also don't freak out that lady you see in the corner will be my mom...she'll be taking notes on how I can improve my performance...'cause I'm all about pleasuring the ladies
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 21, 2008 10:45:45 GMT -5
I was adopted.
By Hitler.
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Post by Frameous on Oct 21, 2008 10:59:28 GMT -5
Blood is a natural lubricant.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 21, 2008 11:01:22 GMT -5
Blood is a natural lubricant. And delicious, too.
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Post by Frameous on Oct 21, 2008 11:06:56 GMT -5
Especially when consumed after being used as such.
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Oct 21, 2008 14:26:59 GMT -5
When i was living on the streets for a few yrs, i realized that you could get by fine on the biohazard waste from behind the abortion clinics.
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Post by NardDog on Oct 21, 2008 23:55:54 GMT -5
my favorite movie is Sleepless in Seattle
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Post by Frameous on Oct 22, 2008 11:41:07 GMT -5
Wanna come over and watch some hentai?
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Post by CBG on Oct 22, 2008 11:56:09 GMT -5
"I wish KY tasted better."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 22, 2008 12:34:34 GMT -5
Let me introduce you to my invisible anime girlfriend!
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Post by Frameous on Oct 29, 2008 14:50:19 GMT -5
I was the inspiration for the Cannibal Corpse song Meat Hook Sodomy.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 29, 2008 18:40:18 GMT -5
Which do you like better: guro or lolicon?
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Post by Frameous on Nov 5, 2008 14:43:57 GMT -5
Don't you hate it when your dealer steps on your dope with that baby laxative?
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Post by Gripweed on Dec 30, 2008 19:44:57 GMT -5
I was cleaning out my glove compartment yesterday. I found a PB&J sammich made during the Jefferson Administration.
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Post by CBG on Dec 30, 2008 22:59:28 GMT -5
"Do you know anything about anal fissures?"
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