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Post by ObscureGamer on Aug 8, 2007 12:11:15 GMT -5
This game is simple! Here are the rules :
Someone starts by saying, "Pshhh, ____! I hope I never see another ____ as long as I live!" and then the next poster suggests a wish that would require that object or person, like, "I wish I could have a Steakum sandwich brought to me by ___!" and the next poster will go "NOOOOOOOOOOOO ___!" and then make a wish for the next poster to respond to. About every page or so, someone will wish a new person or thing out of existence, and it starts all over again.
To get the ball rolling.....
"Pshhh, cell phones! I hope I never see another cell phone as long as I live!"
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Aug 9, 2007 13:27:27 GMT -5
Uhmmm... okay that sort of doesn't make sense.. but I'll give it a shot...
I wish I had a cell phone that didn't lose a function every time I drop it...
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Post by fanliorel on Aug 22, 2007 10:48:22 GMT -5
Nooooooo cell phones!
(kinda loses something in written translation doesnt it? Need coily's unique voice. But just gotta play along to a coily game - one of the best characters ever, all time, in all of recorded history!)
So,
Man I hates onions. Can anyone think of any redeeming qualities of worthless stinking onions??
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Post by ObscureGamer on Aug 22, 2007 10:58:28 GMT -5
Alright mister! You don't ever want to see another onion as long as you live, eh? Well, I'm gonna fix it so you get that wish! No more onions for you from now on!
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Aug 22, 2007 13:10:50 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOO Onions! *insert crotchety old laugh here*
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Post by ObscureGamer on Aug 22, 2007 13:27:35 GMT -5
Gee, Oniony, I wish I could have a bunch of fried ONION RINGS right about now!
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Post by fanliorel on Aug 23, 2007 16:23:31 GMT -5
Noooooo onions!! heh HEH
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Post by Harpsiccord on Dec 22, 2007 13:35:17 GMT -5
Gee... I wish I could have uhh... something to go with this here liver I'm making for dinner!
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Dec 22, 2007 14:36:18 GMT -5
NOOO ONIONS! *goofy "bwee koo" sound effect*
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Post by fanliorel on Jan 11, 2008 12:16:19 GMT -5
Say there Oniony, right about now I could really go for some of those crispy fried onion chips on a juicy cheeseburger....
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Post by crowservo51 on Oct 1, 2009 16:44:50 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Cheeseburger!!! (parrot whistle)
Man I wish I could order a pizza.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 1, 2009 21:22:57 GMT -5
Well, you can order a pizza, but it won't have onions on it!
Bah! Carlos Mencia! I hope I never see Carlos Mencia ever again!
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Post by crowservo51 on Oct 1, 2009 23:41:27 GMT -5
So you never want to see Carols Mencia. Ok DEE DEE DEE, I'll make sure you get that wish.
SHEEESH, I hope I don't see another Red Sox team as long as I live.
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