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Post by fireballil on Nov 28, 2007 15:19:06 GMT -5
Stewart would tell Colbert, "I made you and I can break you!" So I go for Jon.
Gamera vs. Godzilla
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Post by solgroupie on Jan 18, 2008 13:04:33 GMT -5
godzilla, because he can do that cool flying through the air horizontally thing.
jughead vs. betty
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 18, 2008 14:13:36 GMT -5
Good one! Betty can cook, and Jughead don't like girls, but he'd never hit one. Betty'd take him out with a skillet to the noggin.
Joy Division vs. The Smiths
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jan 18, 2008 15:51:56 GMT -5
Joy Division, if only because I don't hate any of their members anywhere near as much as I hate Morrissey.
Urkel vs. Comic Book Guy
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Post by solgroupie on Jan 18, 2008 16:07:06 GMT -5
well, urkel's got the quickness, but i think comic book guy would lure him close and then squash him with his girth. and i would cheer.
big gay al vs. mr. smithers
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 23, 2008 8:08:31 GMT -5
Big Gay Al is much more flamboyant and unashamed of who he is, and that fighting spirit alone is more than enough to make him wipe the floor with Waylon.
Ash vs. Brisco County, Jr.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jan 23, 2008 19:56:41 GMT -5
They'd eventually put aside their differences, team up and exact revenge on the executives at Universal and the Fox network, respectively.
Satan vs. Cthulhu
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 25, 2008 14:23:43 GMT -5
Cthulhu, if for nothing else than the cooler getup.
A pack of chupacabras vs. The Loch Ness Monster
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jan 25, 2008 19:42:02 GMT -5
The chupacabras win because they have an actual work ethic, whereas Nessie just sits around all day whining about how the jobs of "real Scottish monsters" are being "stolen" by Mexican immigrants.
Shrek vs. the Jolly Green Giant
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Post by solgroupie on Jan 25, 2008 20:35:29 GMT -5
the JGG fer sure. shrek has lost touch with his roots, with what makes him an ogre. plus, he sold out - doing all these different commericals and promotions for his movies. he's gone hollywood. the jolly green guy has stayed true to his cause, to supply us all with quality frozen vegetables. i'd put my money on him.
the disney beast from beauty and the beast, or ron perlman, who starred as the beast from the tv show, beauty and the beast.
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Jan 26, 2008 1:37:09 GMT -5
Ron Pearlman.............you gotta be tough to walk around with a mug like that.
Dick Sargeant or Dick York?
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Post by Beautiful Mind on Jan 26, 2008 13:52:18 GMT -5
Sargent, York had chronic back problems... and it's also hard to imagine a man with a voice like that kicking anyone's ass.
wacky Daffy Duck from his early solo cartoons vs bitter Daffy Duck who played Bugs Bunny's second banana in later cartoons
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jan 26, 2008 19:33:53 GMT -5
The bitter version is actually conscious of the fact that his world is an articial construct created by Bugs (as seen in "Duck Amuck"), and therefore is able to go all "Matrix" on the wacky version's tailfeathers.
The fairly stupid but well-meaning Homer Simpson from the early episodes vs. Jerkass Homer
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Post by solgroupie on Jan 26, 2008 20:24:56 GMT -5
jerkass homer. do i really have to explain why?
pepsi vs. coke
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 26, 2008 20:35:23 GMT -5
Coke, blasphemer. Cherry Coke vs. Vanilla Coke
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