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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 3, 2008 21:37:00 GMT -5
Wal-Mart Smiley, because if he can slash prices, he can slash at other things. Not to mention if he wins he can turn the Have a Nice Day Smiley into an abused, grossly underpaid wage slave.
Crow vs Tom
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 3, 2008 21:40:54 GMT -5
Gypsy would put a stop to it before anything bad happened, but Tom would probably get in one last cheap shot.
Heart vs. Scandal
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 3, 2008 22:40:27 GMT -5
scandal, fer shur. patty smyth could kick anyone's ass.
ronald mcdonald vs. the burger king
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 3, 2008 22:45:07 GMT -5
The Burger King would legitimately kick Ronald's ass, but then Ronald would go crying to his lawyers and sue the bejesus out of him.
Little Debbie vs. Dolly Madison
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Post by gypsyjem on Feb 4, 2008 12:43:54 GMT -5
(We must have posted at the same time, jkazoo. My challenge was Catwoman vs. Catra (from She-Ra). )
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 4, 2008 21:25:39 GMT -5
neither. after years of eating ho-ho's, fruit pies and other saturated fat treats, they collapse after trying to throw a punch.
ryan seacrest vs. simon
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Post by fireballil on Feb 5, 2008 3:55:43 GMT -5
Simon, like Jon Stewart, says, "I made you and I can break you!" So, Seacrest, out! (Had to say that, sorry.)
Gamera vs. Godzilla
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 5, 2008 13:45:59 GMT -5
Being a friend to all children pales in comparison to showing again and again how nature points up the folly of man.
Scrappy-Doo vs. the Great Gazoo
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 6, 2008 12:26:51 GMT -5
Scooby Doo! Gazoo was on the Flinstones fer christs sake! the FLINSTONES!! yukkk!!
Inspector Gadget vs Danger Mouse
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 7, 2008 15:16:37 GMT -5
danger mouse. he has rabies.
diabolik vs. kalgon
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 8, 2008 21:12:04 GMT -5
Diabolik. He's had sex in dollar bills, and knowing the intense filth covering a standard bill he's probably super strong and immune to all diseases. Kalgon only had a handicapped guy and Ed Grimley at his disposal.
Mario vs. Sonic the Hedgehog
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 9, 2008 14:54:26 GMT -5
hedgehog. he caught rabies from danger mouse.
hillary vs. obama
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 13, 2008 3:34:16 GMT -5
Dennis Kucinich makes a surprising upswing in the polls and beats them both! (Like I said, I can dream, can't I?)
The Blob vs. The Stuff
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 13, 2008 22:17:34 GMT -5
i'm going to say the blob. he has so much debt, he can't afford to lose.
captain kangaroo vs. mister rogers
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 15, 2008 12:42:51 GMT -5
Are you f'n kidding me? Captain Kangaroo, no question!
Big Bird vs. Snuffleupagus
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