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Post by solgroupie on Feb 15, 2008 19:59:21 GMT -5
don't be so sure. i think mr. rogers had a brooding side that could have developed into a real ass-whupping for someone, if provoked.
big bird and snuffy....that's a tough one. they've been such good friends for so many years, so you have to take their feelings for each other in consideration. big bird has that giant beak, but snuffy is a woolly mammoth, who could crush big bird if he got in the right position. i think ultimately, snuffy would win. he's been around for millions of years and probably has a lot of anger built up.
charlie brown vs. that kid billy from "family circus"
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 15, 2008 21:21:07 GMT -5
Billy. Remember, he's got that dotted line trail that would lead him to the perfect ambush spot. Charlie Brown wouldn't even know what hit him.
Giant Squid vs Blue Whale
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Post by eras3rhead on Feb 15, 2008 21:50:51 GMT -5
The BEAST from The Beast of Yucca Flats vs EEGAH
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 15, 2008 22:12:26 GMT -5
You didn't answer my question!
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 16, 2008 12:08:13 GMT -5
one at a time, kids!
i'm going to go with the giant squid. i have a lot of stocks invested in giant squids. since i have yet to see eegah (yes, i'm very depressed about that), i'll let someone else answer -
the beast from the beast of yucca flats vs. eegah
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 16, 2008 15:50:26 GMT -5
Eegah is strong, but dumb. The beast is stong and dumb, but was at one time smart. This gives him the tiniest of edges over Eegah, but he'd have to play his cards right. Eeagah may win if Beast lets his guard down, otherwise Beast by the tiniest of margins.
W.A.S.P. vs. Twisted Sister
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 18, 2008 12:09:03 GMT -5
twisted sister, but only if this took place in the '80's, because that guy was CRAZY back then!
marvin the martian vs. E.T.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 18, 2008 14:39:15 GMT -5
Wherever E.T.'s "home" is, I'm sure it obstructs Marvin's view of Venus, so E.T. ends up going OUCH thanks to an Earth-shattering kaboom.
The giant killer bunnies from "Night of the Lepus" vs. the Killer Shrews
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 22, 2008 13:12:14 GMT -5
never underestimate the savage rage of killer bunnies! they have big, nasty, pointy teeth.
Bo Duke vs. Luke Duke
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 22, 2008 15:12:02 GMT -5
Luke has far more pent-up rage, because kids always used to pick on him for having rhyming names.
Hurley vs. Comic Book Guy
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Post by solgroupie on Feb 27, 2008 20:23:41 GMT -5
comic book guy! he's bound to overcome sometime.
cher vs. michael jackson
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 28, 2008 19:37:34 GMT -5
what? CHER! she's a scrapper, plus she's really a dude, so that helps too.
Karloff vs. Lugosi
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 2, 2008 3:02:09 GMT -5
"HOW DARE THIS C*CKS*CKER MENTION KARLOFF! KARLOFF DOES NOT DESERVE TO SMELL MY SH*T! YOU THINK IT TAKES TALENT TO PLAY FRANKENSTEIN? IT'S ALL MAKEUP AND GRUNTING!" Lugoisi by a country mile in the acting depatment, but Karloff would easily beat him down in a fight (but Lugosi would feel no pain...sorry, that's dark.).
Marlee Matlin vs. Linda from "Sesame Street"
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Mar 5, 2008 13:52:27 GMT -5
Linda. She's from the mean streets of Sesame Street! They dont mess around there. Gotta be prepared.
Tom Cruise vs. Brad Pitt
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 5, 2008 20:35:36 GMT -5
tom cruise without a doubt. he's crazier than a loon. all you'd have to do is tell him that you just saw brad pitt take an antidepressant and it would be ON!
rosie o'donnel vs. donald trump
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