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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Mar 5, 2008 20:49:00 GMT -5
Donald has a big mouth, but I think deep down he's a wimp. Rosie would crush him, and would love every minute of it.
Paula Abdul vs. Simon Cowell
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Post by fireballil on Mar 5, 2008 23:12:13 GMT -5
Oops: I didn't see the last one.
Paula would tap dance all over Simon's smirk.
The Giant Gila Monster vs. Godzilla
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Mar 6, 2008 11:43:53 GMT -5
Godzilla all the way! He can spit fire and he's got a posse of other monster's that could help him.
Eegah Vs. Encino Man
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Post by holoclown1 on Mar 8, 2008 10:52:37 GMT -5
Encino, no question. With his grasp of our modern day weaponry and new surroundings, he would use the cultural edge to his advantage; skateboard circles around Eegah.
Gilligan vs. Dr. Zachary Smith?
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 9, 2008 22:15:58 GMT -5
gilligan. he's been brutalized by the skipper so often, he could turn all that into some devastating rage when prodded enough.
shrek vs. the beast from disney's beauty and the beast
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Post by Lacey on Mar 9, 2008 22:33:09 GMT -5
The Beast definately.
He's a giant 7-foot-tall buffalo-type thing, has massive fangs, and the dude obviously has some anger issues.
He's also sporting that nifty Steven Segal ponytail, so maybe he's really into Segal movies and he's picked up a few pointers. My money is on the Beast...even though he looks really wimpy when he's human.
Wayne Campbell vs. Garth Algar
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 10, 2008 8:57:43 GMT -5
girl, please. garth's all over it. for years he was picked on by others until he became wayne's bitch. he was forced to live in his shadow for a number of years, watching wayne get all the attention. sure, he nailed kim basinger in the second movie, but he just got it once and that was it. he could probably tear wayne limb for limb.
crosby, stills & nash vs. peter, paul & mary
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Post by fireballil on Mar 11, 2008 1:35:21 GMT -5
If you added Neil Young, I'd go for CSNY, but Peter, Paul and Mary could send Puff the Magic Dragon against them. PP&M.
George W. Bush vs. Al Gore(steel cage match for the presidency!)
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 13, 2008 3:58:36 GMT -5
Bush is a baby and Gore is made out of some form of super-human plastic.
as long as it's truly JUST them...i'm voting for Gore. bush is nothing w/out his lackeys and Gore's weirdo polymer casing will protect him.
Joan Crawford vs. Bettie Davis
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Post by holoclown1 on Mar 13, 2008 6:01:23 GMT -5
It would be a battle royal, to be sure. In one corner, Crawford, on the attack with her dreaded coat hanger. But my money would be on Davis. Why? She'd have the superior firepower, sending Joan down to defeat using the power of her Bettie Davis Eyes.
Adam vs. Eve?
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 13, 2008 14:02:10 GMT -5
duh. eve. <don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns>  Jokers vs EZ Widers (1.25 respectively) (unless you're one of those die hard Randy's folks or are all about the bongs, etc and dont like inhaling paper..but in a PINCH..answer the damn question) |
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Post by holoclown1 on Mar 17, 2008 5:00:59 GMT -5
It took this long for a response, because I'm such a straight arrow goody-two-shoes I had no idea what we were talking about here. Only because of a Google search do I know enough to mimic someone's response:
EZ Widers. Because someone adamantly said so.
PacMan vs. Clippy the Microsoft Word Paper Clip?
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 17, 2008 17:37:44 GMT -5
Pacman all the way. everyone knows Clippy's a little soft in the brain. Pacman had to fight ghosts on a CONSTANT basis..plus he had to put up with his gf showing her stuff to every tom, dick & harry around. he's SEASONED. he's INTENSE. he's DETERMINED.
Bozo or Pogo the Clown?
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 17, 2008 19:22:30 GMT -5
i met bozo the clown when i was four years old. i stood at his feet, looked up into his face and saw the utter despair and rage that was his existance. i am totally backing bozo on this one.
superman vs. batman
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 17, 2008 20:01:31 GMT -5
batman.
shut up everyone!!!
batman WILL ALWAYS overcome!!!
end of discussion.
<i think i might go the Pogo route..they were probably both miserable drunks..but Pogo had what? 33 bodies in his crawl space under the house? Bozo did look miserable though. i remember the show when i was little...god he seemed sooo unhappy>
Robert Mitchum or Charlton Heston (in prime...not now..duh)
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