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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 13, 2017 19:17:15 GMT -5
...fish in the sea but that doesn't mean that they would make good cookies.
if you close one eye and squint don't you think I look just a bit like...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 13, 2017 20:06:49 GMT -5
...a fancy dumpster?
I mean, I don't think so, but...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 16, 2017 14:59:50 GMT -5
...I could be persuaded, for a price!
But that's not the weird part. No, the weird part was when the zebra walked into the kitchen and saw the dog eating the watermelon and said...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 16, 2017 18:41:45 GMT -5
..."How far can you spit those seeds?"
The even weirder part was when he took a mouthful of seeds and...
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Post by fireballil on May 18, 2017 21:23:27 GMT -5
...stems and rolled his own joint in his mouth.
The more you know, the more you realize that...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 18, 2017 22:31:33 GMT -5
...you really have no clue about anything.
Once you come to terms with it, you can...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 19, 2017 19:18:12 GMT -5
...plotz without guilt.
On the first date I'm the kind of guy that will...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 19, 2017 22:16:29 GMT -5
...make a lousy first impression.
With patience, though...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 20, 2017 9:36:41 GMT -5
...sentences can be finished.
Take this one for example, I'm sure someone will...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 20, 2017 11:10:13 GMT -5
...take it in an unexpected direction.
That direction could be...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 20, 2017 19:15:50 GMT -5
...thataway.
When I go off on a wild-eyed rant I usually start off with...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 20, 2017 21:14:56 GMT -5
...some extra oxygen so I don't have to take the time to breathe.
If you run out of air you will...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 20, 2017 21:22:35 GMT -5
...die, it's a fact.
Another obvious statement is...
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Post by sol-survivor on May 20, 2017 21:38:32 GMT -5
...bound to be made eventually.
The worst thing to get stuck in your teeth is...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 20, 2017 21:52:20 GMT -5
...your own filthy lies.
But the only people who have to worry about that is politicians and...
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