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Feb 22, 2012 19:49:21 GMT -5
Post by jkazoolien on Feb 22, 2012 19:49:21 GMT -5
I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back Pair a khacki pants with my shoes shined black Got a little lady...walk the street Tellin' all the boys that she can't be beat Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight) Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late Man in a suite with bow-tie neck Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell: HOT MEAT HOT RATS HOT ZITS HOT CHEST HOT RITZ HOT ROOTS HOT SOOTS
*HOT TUSK!*
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Feb 23, 2012 1:48:13 GMT -5
Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 23, 2012 1:48:13 GMT -5
Runnin' from the cold up in New England I was born to be a fiddler in an old-time stringband My baby plays the guitar I pick a banjo now
Oh, the North country winters keep a gettin' me now Lost my money playin' poker so I had to up and leave But I ain't a turnin' back To livin' that old life no more
So rock me mama like a wagon wheel Rock me mama anyway you feel Hey mama rock me Rock me mama like the wind and the rain Rock me mama like a south-bound train Hey mama rock me
Walkin' to the south out of Roanoke I caught a trucker out of Philly Had a nice long toke But he's a headed west from the Cumberland Gap To Johnson City, Tennessee
And I gotta get a move on fit for the sun I hear my baby callin' my name And I know that she's the only one And if I die in Raleigh At least I will die free...
TUSK!
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Feb 23, 2012 2:51:16 GMT -5
Post by jkazoolien on Feb 23, 2012 2:51:16 GMT -5
The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" He said, for a nominal service charge, I could reach nervonna t'nite If I was ready, willing 'n able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs And devote His Attention to me But I said . . . Look here brother, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) Look here brother, Don't you waste your time on me!
*TUSK!*
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Feb 23, 2012 20:34:44 GMT -5
Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 23, 2012 20:34:44 GMT -5
I've been young I've been old I've been hurt and consoled Heart of coal Heart of gold So I'm told
I've been lost I've been found I've been taken by the sound My own worries and voices in my head
I can't help it if I fall In love with you again I'm calling just to let you know It dawned on me
*Tusk!*
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Feb 23, 2012 23:16:23 GMT -5
Post by jkazoolien on Feb 23, 2012 23:16:23 GMT -5
As I went down in the river to pray Studying about that good ol' way And who shall wear the starry crown? Good Lord show me the way!
O sisters let's go down Let's go down, come on down O sisters let's go down Down in the river to pray
As I went down in the river to pray Studying about that good ol' way And who shall wear the robe & crown? Good Lord show me the way
O brothers let's go down Let's go down, come on down Come on brothers, let's go down Down in the river to pray
As I went down in the river to pray Studying about that good ol' way And who shall wear the starry crown? Good Lord show me the way
O fathers let's go down Let's go down, come on down O fathers let's go down Down in the river to pray
As I went down in the river to pray Studying about that good ol' way And who shall wear the robe and crown? Good Lord show me the way
O mothers let's go down Come on down, don't you wanna go down? Come on mothers, let's go down Down in the river to pray
As I went down in the river to pray Studding about that good ol' way And who shall wear the starry crown? Good Lord show me the way
O sinners, let's go down Let's go down, come on down O sinners, let's go down Down in the river to pray
As I went down in the river to pray Studying about that good ol' way And who shall wear the robe and crown? Good Lord show me the way
*TUSK!*
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Feb 24, 2012 0:48:47 GMT -5
Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 24, 2012 0:48:47 GMT -5
Sick of your attitude sick of you your social clubs your flavour of the month i dont care who you know you dont know poopie flapjacks your popularity contest i wanna see a murder contest why are you even here? who do you know and who flapjacksing cares?
TUSK!
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Feb 24, 2012 1:01:39 GMT -5
Post by jkazoolien on Feb 24, 2012 1:01:39 GMT -5
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, You never take a bath. Your nose it runs, you bust your buns, You always finish last. Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Your face is gross, you eat white toast, You don't know what to do. It's just your luck, you really suck, That's all - I'm sick of you Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. (Bring it down... I said bring it down! Thank you) Don't ya know? So sick of you. Things you say, and all the things you do. Don't ya know? So sick of you. Things you say, and all the things you do. Don't ya know? So sick of you. Things you say, and all the things you do. Don't ya know? So sick of you. Things you say, and all the things you do. Don't ya know? So sick of you. Things you say, and all the things you do. Don't ya know? So sick of you. Things you say, and all the things you do. Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Human filth.. *TUSK!*[/u][/i]
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Feb 24, 2012 1:25:10 GMT -5
Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 24, 2012 1:25:10 GMT -5
Lady died! Lady died! So why does everybody flapjacksing cry?
Lady Di... Oh Lady Di... You’ve got your boyfriend’s tieclip wedged in your eye
People get flapjacksed up every damn day She gets our pity so why don’t they But she was so pretty, a real superstar Always wear your seat belt when you ride in a car
Lady Di Oh Lady Di You’ve got a hub cap stuck in your thigh
Lady Di Oh Lady Di Sucking your fine Arabian Stallion dry
On the grave a withered rose Think how much she’s decomposed Her death has no meaning, it just doesn’t matter I’d like to see her flapjacksing head on a platter
Lady Di’s corpse is going on tour flapjacks a million midgets with your suppurating sore You’d flapjacks a million midgets or more Maybe your driver should have taken some no-doz I’ve been all over the Internet but I still can’t find the autopsy photos
If your mother was involved in a fatal car crash That killed three people Where the driver was drunk and on drugs And where she wasn’t wearing a seat belt People would say she was a dumbass who had it coming But just because Lady Di was a princess She gets treated like royalty!
*TUSK!*
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Feb 24, 2012 1:35:21 GMT -5
Post by jkazoolien on Feb 24, 2012 1:35:21 GMT -5
I know this guy named Howard, and he's bald. And he's got a goatie, but not on his head. He's a really bald guy, bald as bald can get. And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan, is bald to the bone. B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald, b-b-b-b-b bald, b-b-b-b-b-b bald. Bald to the bone.
*TUSK!*
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Feb 24, 2012 3:41:26 GMT -5
Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 24, 2012 3:41:26 GMT -5
She asks me why I'm just a hairy guy I'm hairy noon and night Hair that's a fright I'm hairy high and low Don't ask me why Don't know It's not for lack of bread Like the Grateful Dead Darling
Gimme head with hair Long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair Shoulder length or longer Here baby, there mama Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it Long as God can grow it My hair
*Tusk!*
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Feb 24, 2012 4:50:30 GMT -5
Post by jkazoolien on Feb 24, 2012 4:50:30 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Howard Wulkan is bald.
He's got no hair on his head, because he's bald.
*TUSK!*
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Feb 25, 2012 22:16:24 GMT -5
Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 25, 2012 22:16:24 GMT -5
A carnival for the human race Cotton candy, happy face A child talking with his mouth full Girlfriend gets stuffed animal
A festive mood is all around Another world is what we've found Step right up, let's make a deal Let's ride on the ferris wheel
You know there's something lurking underneath the shape With a mask over it's head and makeup on his face Will Warner Bros. put our record on the shelve? Take a look in the mirror and see the clown in yourself
Spinning Grinning Believing Deceiving Whirling Twirling Confusing Amusing Discovery Recovery Inherency Transparency Fusion Conclusion Reality Fatality
If you want to know what's behind the show You ride my carousel and enter life's jail cell Love and blood begin to meld, you've lost the self that you once held Merry go round your head - awake, asleep, alive, or dead.
The clown that painted a smile on you Is now the one unmasking you Animated scenes unwind Dormant figures come to life
Entangled in your own web A twisted tunnel overhead A glimpse of light, a drop of dew You slide into the swimming pool
A roller coaster ride into the rivers of your mind The currents merge, your feelings surge, your life's a pantomime Beauty is the spiral going round & round the beast Without the vampire effect the carnival is deceased
Fun.
Roly Poly Topsy turvy Hang upside down Fall to the ground I think I'm going to be sick
*TUSK!*
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Feb 25, 2012 23:47:34 GMT -5
Post by jkazoolien on Feb 25, 2012 23:47:34 GMT -5
I know this guy named Howard. HE'S flapjacksING BALD!
*TUSK!*
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Feb 28, 2012 23:35:38 GMT -5
Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Feb 28, 2012 23:35:38 GMT -5
t's so hot looks like you have three beaks crow the moon's so full white hat on a pumpkin you know there's something the moon was a stone's throw stop the show I need to say hello to the crow light the fire piano the moon showed up and it started to show tonight there'd be ice cream ice cream for crow ice cream for crow sun cream by day ice cream for crow ice cream by night ice cream by day the sun ain't stable ice cream for crow crow pants the scarecrow crow dance ah ho ho crow dance ah panther scare crow you answer you can hee and haw laugh and scratch ha ha ha ha ha ha boss and toss don't shake my hand give me your claw two tears in a haystack scarecrow get back tonight there's gonna be a feather treatment beneath the symbol we'll all assemble oh how we'll fly oh how we'll tremble cut the cake we'll all get well turn up the speakers hop flop squawk it's a keeper ice cream for show ice cream for crow now now that's it now you can go!
*TUSK!*
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Feb 29, 2012 1:11:00 GMT -5
Post by jkazoolien on Feb 29, 2012 1:11:00 GMT -5
Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan B-A-L-D BALD! Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan B-A-L-D BALD! Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan
Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan
Howard Wulkin's bald, he's bald. Howard is bald. Howard is bald, BALD, BALD!
*TUSK!*
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