Werewolf (season 9)

[ussrelives]

I love this episode. I watched it once and it got me hooked. Anyway, it goes like this:

The whole movie is about a group of archiologists who dig up a were wolf's skeletal remains. They start to wonder what it is and all that sh*t. And of course, everyone knows of the infamous crappy actress who says "This is amazing" and is the least bit amazed. But through the course of the movie a mad scientists/idiot/guy is trying to make regular people were wolfs. Anyway, the movie trudges on and on until the "suprise ending" at the end of the movie.

That said, the jokes were funny as crap! I wont give much away (see the damn episode) but i liked the joke when the were wolf runs out of a bar on the street and starts fighting some guy in karate style and Crow remarks,"So any random citizen can kick a were wolf' ass?" GREAT EPISODE! Rating: *****

[Smittmaestro]

Weird things a comin'
Weird things a goin'
Weird things a doin'
Around here

-cs™

[GirlInGoldBoots]

I love the 'peasant girl' who gets attacked by Paul. She can't run, falls in the mud and yells in stereo.

[Ro-matt]

TUSK!

[uruseiranma]

Wow, just started watching this, even though my copy is spotty in places. Though when the security guard turns into a werewolf and then all of a sudden crashes into oil barrels:

Crow-so his plan is to rid the world of security guards by turning them into werewolves one by one and having them crash their cars?
Mike-Well, it seems to be working so far.

That and the girl-group song 'Where-o-Werewolf.'

[Crowfan]

And don't forget that guy Yuri, whose hairstyles kept changing in every scene. The werewolf song was great too. I also had no idea that so many foreign people lived in Flagstaff attics, by the way.

Crowfan

[smokinchoke]

"Stopa talkin' ana starta chulkin'!"

[MSTJedi]

"This is absolutely fascinating . . ."

[r0nster]

Servo: "I see stupid children being born because of these two"
Crow: "WOW!"
[party scene]
Natalie: "enough about me, what do you do?"
Mike as Pol: "I look down your shirt for a living"

Yuri "Yeah I'll take a walk!"
Crow "over to Kirk Douglas's house!"

Mike as woman with no pants sitting at typewriter: "Dear sirs, send pants immediately!"

Sam the groundskeeper: HEY POL! I just heard that count dracula was a f*****.
Pol: "Is that so?"
Sam: You can believe what you want but those are the facts"

Don't mind me saying but what did that line have ANYTHING to do with the movie?!

[MSTJedi]

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[jjb3k]

This episode never fails to make me bust a gut. Some of the best riffing in the show's history:

ARCHAEOLOGIST: Anaglonchi is a Native American word meaning 'animal who goes on all fours.
CROW: So, any animal.

ARCHAEOLOGIST: At the risk of sounding crazy...
CROW (as archaeologist): I've replaced my toes with grapes!

(A camera angle on two dinosaur skeletons makes it look like the skeleton in the foreground has a skull on its butt)
SERVO: They uncovered the complete skeleton of an ancient Push-Me-Pull-You!

YURI (to Natalie): You look pretty smart...
MIKE (as Natalie): I barely even know what a hat is.

(The lycanthropizing security guard drives home)
CROW: An American werewolf in traffic.
MIKE (as guard): Now that I've got a car, those caribou don't stand a chance!

MIKE (as Natalie): Paul, you iss a wurwilf!

CROW: C'mon, dead people know what's gonna happen here!

And of course, over the ending credits, one of my favorite musical moments on the show...
MIKE: Pow Wow, Indian Boy, loved all the animals in the land...
ALL: We will, we will rock you....TUSK!
SERVO: Well he ran through the briars and he ran through the brambles, and he ran through the rushes where a rabbit wouldn't go...
CROW: Gypsies, tramps and thieves, we heard it from the people in the town...
ALL: TUSK!
MIKE: High on a hill was a lonely goat herd, la-de-oo-de-la-dee-oo-de-lay-he-hoo...
SERVO: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane...
ALL: TUSK!
CROW: Give it away, give it away, give it away now! Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
MIKE: I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key...
ALL: TUSK!
SERVO: Admiral Palsy notified me, he had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep...
CROW: And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon...
MIKE: In your Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it...
SERVO: One night in Bangkok makes a strong man crumble...
CROW: Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when I take you out in a surrey...
MIKE: We were merely freshmen...
ALL: Oh, Susannah, oh don't you cry for me, cause I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee...TUSK!

In short, it's obsolutely fussinating.

[SeattleCloutierFan]

This episode is one of my top five, my favorite scene is the fight between Yuri and Paul when the redhead is showing Paul the skeleton.

Some memorible lines for me.

And you can see...... that I am stalling
Action Paul!
Wow... that phone is stacked, hey Mike could you introduce me to that phone?

And my all-time favorite MST3K moment, the part where Yuri is saying "Sure... I'll take a walk" and then Servo starts laughing and Crow says "Over to Kirk Douglas's house!". I've seen this episode at least a dozen times and that part always makes me laugh really hard.

Just a wonderful MST3K movie and a delightfully horrible movie.

[derm]

I have not seen this one in a while but I remember there being a riff on how high the gas prices are when the Security Werewolf is driving around the same block over and over. It's ironic that everyone wishes they were that low now...

[Arizona Warwilf]

This is probably my favorite episode. Not only is it just hilarious, but I'm a Flagstaff native and that makes this one just a little more special for me. The movie was not, of course, filmed in Flagstaff. In fact, they never even filmed in Arizona. I also kinda wish the original title "Arizona Werewolf" had been used for the episode. But oh well.

I make a lot of mix tapes that I play in the car and at work and I like to put sound samples from episodes on them. It always turns a lot of heads when this one plays at work:

Natalie: Welcome to Flagstaff.
Tom as Paul: Welcome to my Flagstaff, if you know what I mean!

Everyone wants to know where it's from.

I'm horribly un-celeb-savvy, so I must ask, what on earth is going on with the "Yeah, I'll take a walk. Over to KIRK DOUGLAS' house!" thing?

[Arizona Warwilf]

Hey, it's mighty appropriate that this thread is going on at the moment. The moon shining over Flagstaff is waxing and oh, so close to . . . FULL.

The pool cue budget for this movie must have been enormous!

Okay stop! Everybody go up a shirt size!

Now, what we're doin' here, Bob, is gettin' killed by a werewolf!

(of Joe Estevez) He's Winnie the Pooh!

Can I still be in the movie? (whine)

. . . he begins to take on a number of strange body habits . . .
Like putting toast in his pants.
He sleeps like a coyote: nose to anus.
What? It's fun!

He's dreaming of a slimy cat puppet!

So, the cure for lycanthropism may just be Immodium AD.

Gah, I think I'm gonna throw up.

Yeah! Champaigne!

Gramma!

Oh, what is it honey? Talk to Nana.

Flagstaff! Industry! Family! Foreign people talking in attics!

So, are we supposed to assume a month passes every few minutes here in Flagstaff?

Y'know, Merle Haggard is lookin' pretty good these days.

M' M' Miss Natalie! I don't think you should go up there!
. . .
If anyone tries to come in the door, shoot him!
'Cause goodness knows the greatest danger is from out there, not the werewolf in the attic.

Well, you shouldn't throw his ball against the plate glass window!

Agh, I knew this had Zarindast STINK all over it.


And of course . . . Chip Hitler.