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Post by NerdGroupie on Aug 31, 2005 13:14:57 GMT -5
Caddyshack 2 and the Pest I'm sorry, but Caddyshack 2 never happened. D'ya hear me? Never. Happened. Haha, I love that movie. Haven't even seen the first one. But that is how I feel about Wayne's World 2 and Ace Ventura 2. They don't exist. But the worst for me, the one I use as an example for the unfunniest thing ever, is Dude Where's My Car. Whenever someone new is around me and my old roommate, and says one of our movies is stupid, we ask if they thought Dude Where's My Car was funny. If they did, we don't acknowledge their opinions.
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Post by Melting Manos on Aug 31, 2005 17:28:44 GMT -5
3.My wife loves "Dude, Where's My Car", and I don't find that one funny at all. She knows it's not a good movie, but seems to love it anyway. That kind of DUMB humor is almost never funny to me. That is why I was pretty surprised to find out that it was directed by the same guy who directed Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle®. I thought that movie was hilarious, but I guess he didn't write it so...That film was also dumb humor sometimes, but was executed so much better than most "dumb humor" films.
2. Pretty much any Adam Sandler and/or Rob Schneider film. That "baby talk" crap Sandler does makes me want to hurt him...Badly. Having said that somehow Rob Schneider is worse. Whoever told this clown he was funny needs to have their head examined. I'd rather watch three Pauly Shore movies in a row than one Knob Schneider film.
1. Corky Romano-After reading the chapter about this waste of celluloid in Kevin Murphy's brilliant "A Year At The Movies" book, I had to see if it was really as bad as he described. Chris Kattan is just not funny. Seriously people, who laughs at this s hit? It was on Comedy Central (Kind of ironic!) awhile back and I tried to sit through 20 minutes of it and I couldn't take it anymore and had to turn it off. There is absolutely, positively, NOTHING funny about this film. The creators and all involved should be embarassed to have ever released this steaming pile of feces to the public. If any of you should ever somehow be forced to watch this for even a minute amount of time you have my sympathies...
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Post by Merlin on Aug 31, 2005 23:31:18 GMT -5
I'll second "Bewitched", and add "It's Pat" and "Burn, Hollywood, Burn". Sometimes I'll go to a movie just to see how bad it is, but I never walked out of one until "Bewitched".
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Post by donmac on Sept 1, 2005 18:17:36 GMT -5
Another is American Pie, which I saw in the theater. Gawd, was that lame! It was just about four friends trying to get laid, but of these four guys, only one was even mildly funny (the geeky guy with Eugene Levy as his father) in some parts, and that was it! The other three storyline were unfunny and, worse, pretty boring (and I'm someone who seldom gets bored by any movie). And this was sitting in a theater in which almost everyone else was laughing at this thing, but the "laugh-along" effect didn't work on me at all. I saw it with a friend and he laughed a little at it, but agreed with me that it wasn't very good.
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Post by donmac on Sept 1, 2005 23:02:36 GMT -5
Don, have you ever seen Starsky and Hutch? That was without the slightest doubt, the worst comedy I have ever seen in theaters, ever. Starsky and Hutch was bad, but I've (unfortunately) seen worse.
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Post by donmac on Sept 11, 2005 22:32:21 GMT -5
Also some of Robin Williams' worst achievements in moviedom, Mrs. Doubtfire and Patch Adams. Both suck immensely.
(I know he's been in others as bad or worse, but I learned to avoid those.)
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Post by Torgo on Sept 11, 2005 23:22:25 GMT -5
Don, have you ever seen Starsky and Hutch? That was without the slightest doubt, the worst comedy I have ever seen in theaters, ever. Scary Movie 3 was bad. The Mask, The Grinch (Ron Howard), Anger Management, Farenheit 9/11, Gawd, there's a ton of them. Too many to list. IMO, the only thing worse than action films in Hollywood is comedy. Once in a blue moon will a truly good comedy come out, and Team America is the only one in years that was a classic comedy. I think it is a truly underrated masterpiece. It's a shame only pot heads like it (for the foul language etc...), because it's a really funny film, with a message that is truly serious and truthful. I disagree with some of this statement. I will not defent Anger Management, Scary Movie 3, or the Grinch, but the Mask was excelent filmmaking from beginning to end and one of my all time favorites. It was non-stop cartoonish fun. Son of the Mask, however, you can badmouth all you like. And Team America: World Police was the most disappointing movie of last year. I wanted to like it, it just missed the mark so badly.
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Post by Head Cheese on Sept 15, 2005 19:08:37 GMT -5
Alright is it just by coincidence or do you guys really hate what the guys of MST3K hate? Really, all this I hate Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and these good comedies and there awful sequels stuff? Really, some of you guys need to get a life!!
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Post by Torgo on Sept 15, 2005 19:38:50 GMT -5
Alright is it just by coincidence or do you guys really hate what the guys of MST3K hate? Really, all this I hate Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and these good comedies and there awful sequels stuff? Really, some of you guys need to get a life!! Hold your horses there. Keep that additude in check. I don't agree with everybody here, but they have a right to have an opinion as well. I may not follow it, but they're entitled to like and dislike whatever movie they want. Please do not blatantly insult people, especially being fresh onto the board. That's a way to get youself in deep doodoo.
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Post by Head Cheese on Sept 15, 2005 19:54:45 GMT -5
Alright is it just by coincidence or do you guys really hate what the guys of MST3K hate? Really, all this I hate Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and these good comedies and there awful sequels stuff? Really, some of you guys need to get a life!! Hold your horses there. Keep that additude in check. I don't agree with everybody here, but they have a right to have an opinion as well. I may not follow it, but they're entitled to like and dislike whatever movie they want. Please do not blatantly insult people, especially being fresh onto the board. That's a way to get youself in deep doodoo. Oh well excuse me!! Is it wrong to speak what's on my mind!? (And yes I know it's not cool to speak your mind if it hurts sombodys feelings, which I didn't!!) But it is a coincidence or not that about half of the people here hate what the MST3K guys hate!! Oh and by the way Torgo, you need to keep your language in check!!
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Post by Torgo on Sept 15, 2005 19:59:54 GMT -5
Hold your horses there. Keep that additude in check. I don't agree with everybody here, but they have a right to have an opinion as well. I may not follow it, but they're entitled to like and dislike whatever movie they want. Please do not blatantly insult people, especially being fresh onto the board. That's a way to get youself in deep doodoo. Oh well excuse me!! Is it wrong to speak what's on my mind!? (And yes I know it's not cool to speak your mind if it hurts sombodys feelings, which I didn't!!) But it is a coincidence or not that about half of the people here hate what the MST3K guys hate!! Oh and by the way Torgo, you need to keep your language in check!! What language? I didn't say anything foul. Speaking your mind is one thing, but telling people to "Get a life" just because they don't agree with you is another. I was just giving you a warning, because we don't tolorate short tempers like this. Consider this a second warning. You really need to settle down. Don't get mad, get glad. This is a happy place.
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Post by Head Cheese on Sept 15, 2005 20:14:12 GMT -5
Oh well excuse me!! Is it wrong to speak what's on my mind!? (And yes I know it's not cool to speak your mind if it hurts sombodys feelings, which I didn't!!) But it is a coincidence or not that about half of the people here hate what the MST3K guys hate!! Oh and by the way Torgo, you need to keep your language in check!! What language? I didn't say anything foul. Speaking your mind is one thing, but telling people to "Get a life" just because they don't agree with you is another. I was just giving you a warning, because we don't tolorate short tempers like this. Consider this a second warning. You really need to settle down. Don't get mad, get glad. This is a happy place. Um the line underneath your avatar? Does that ring a bell? Well sorry I blew up like that, sometimes I can be a little spitfire!! Hey say hi to the other new guy! Video567 is his name!
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Post by Torgo on Sept 15, 2005 20:20:23 GMT -5
Um the line underneath your avatar? Does that ring a bell? That hardly has anything to do with my post. It's just a quote from one of my favorite TV shows, Sealab 2021. Although I have no clue what Video567 has to do with anything, apology accepted. Just don't do anything like that again, or you could be on thin ice with the admins. I don't mean to be threatening, but just giving out a friendly warning.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Sept 15, 2005 20:24:41 GMT -5
Hold your horses there. Keep that additude in check. I don't agree with everybody here, but they have a right to have an opinion as well. I may not follow it, but they're entitled to like and dislike whatever movie they want. Please do not blatantly insult people, especially being fresh onto the board. That's a way to get youself in deep doodoo. Oh well excuse me!! Is it wrong to speak what's on my mind!? (And yes I know it's not cool to speak your mind if it hurts sombodys feelings, which I didn't!!) So WE'RE not allowed to speak our minds (about bad comics), but you are allowed to speak about whatever you want?
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 15, 2005 20:27:54 GMT -5
Folks, this thread is about Bad Comedy films, can we please let this go now and get back on track?
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