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Post by In_Stereo on Oct 12, 2005 21:04:14 GMT -5
This movie is now required viewing for all those convinced that Manos is the worst movie ever. It's called... Night of Horror.[/size] If this movie sounds familiar, you've probably heard about it from Agony Booth Albert.Trust me, this movie is worse than Manos. If you never thought that was possible, consider this: things happened in Manos, whereas things did not happen in Night of Horror. NOH has everything you want: lousy sound, bad acting, a flimsy (non-)plot, boring talky scenes that go on forever, and the worst, I mean WORST background music in the history of film. Oh, and did I mention the huge black smudge at the bottom of the screen that hangs there for about seven minutes? For a more thorough analysis of the film's incompetence as a motion picture, I direct you again to the Agony Booth (link above). I cannot stress just how painful this piece of dreck is to watch. You can probably find this on eBay from time to time, and I might soon start making copies of it for sale or trade. Worse than Manos? I say yes. What about you? In In Stereo Stereo
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Post by Torgo on Oct 12, 2005 21:07:07 GMT -5
Sounds like the Starfighters.
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Post by In_Stereo on Oct 12, 2005 21:10:20 GMT -5
Worse than Starfighters.
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Post by Ratso on Oct 12, 2005 21:16:20 GMT -5
Even Gigli!?
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Post by In_Stereo on Oct 12, 2005 21:18:01 GMT -5
Yes, Ratso... I know what I'm saying here: this is worse than Gigli.
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Post by Ratso on Oct 12, 2005 21:19:52 GMT -5
Yes, Ratso... I know what I'm saying here: this is worse than Gigli.Ok... how about Alien Alien Agenda Under The Skin? If anything that has the worst monster...EVER.
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Post by In_Stereo on Oct 12, 2005 21:23:20 GMT -5
Never heard of it. Let me go look it up on IMDb...
Yep, sounds better than Night of Horror. Sounds like things happen in this, like guys get attacked by aliens and people get shot at. We see nothing of the sort in Night of Horror.
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Post by Ratso on Oct 12, 2005 21:35:26 GMT -5
Never heard of it. Let me go look it up on IMDb... Yep, sounds better than Night of Horror. Sounds like things happen in this, like guys get attacked by aliens and people get shot at. We see nothing of the sort in Night of Horror. Actually now that I think of it... Alien Agenda is probably better than Night of Horror. The movie is about Aliens that pose as a Mob family and something about a broken copy machine. Actors also forget their lines while on camera and have their (rubber) arms ripped out. The movie is pretty funny, inomprehensible... but pretty funny.
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Post by Torgo on Oct 12, 2005 22:01:28 GMT -5
Even better than the new bigger Cheez-Its?
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Post by kayleigh on Oct 13, 2005 11:59:01 GMT -5
Ah yes, I remember reading that awhile back and laughing my butt off.
I really want to see it for myself. I do have another of Tony Malanowski's movies in que at netflix. Curse of the Screaming Dead(aka Curse of the Cannibal Confederates). I cannot wait to sit through that mess.
I would be interested if you do decide to sale or trade Night of Horror.
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Post by In_Stereo on Oct 13, 2005 13:49:04 GMT -5
Screaming Dead is on Netflix?!
Wow, what are you renting next, the full eight hour version of Greed?
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Post by Shep on Oct 13, 2005 16:57:07 GMT -5
I gotta see this.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Oct 13, 2005 20:47:41 GMT -5
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Post by In_Stereo on Oct 13, 2005 21:56:26 GMT -5
I'll just check the IMDb here... external reviews... nope. Night of Horror is worse. Blood Symbol has throats being slit and that is, unfortunately, something, whereas NOH contains nothing.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Oct 14, 2005 9:57:29 GMT -5
You can't really base the quality of a movie on just a review. I'm not saying it's so, but you can't just go "NOPE, I know what's about it's worse." You gotta see it. The longest reviews for Blood Symbol is a paragraph.
Also, what about Child Brides? That was TOO bad for MST3K?
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