Boys who kick ass!

[StreetDreamer83]

Chuck Freaking Norris. Enough said.

Matt

[Torgo]

[spacechief]

The problem with guy actors is that at least once in the movie they have to have the ever lovin' snot beat out of them before they win (e.g. Keanu Reeves "Matrix, Sylvester Stallone every "Rocky" film, etc.)

[Donna SadCat Lady]

vanhagar3000 said:

I would say Clint Eastwood and John Wayne are tied for first, but you said "boys." These MEN are no boys. Not at all. Those are the most ass kicking guys by far. They were TRUE MEN. And despite what Nerdie thinks I doubt either man was called "cute" unless it ended in a blugeoning.

Ah-Nold is just some Nazi waiting to get his ass kicked by the patriotic Duke.

Bruce Lee has all his martial arts but Clint has his right fist, and that's all he needs.

Dirty Harry isn't going to stand for some punk like Bruce Campell.

Everyone else doesn't matter, because those two could beat up every other actor and character in the history of cinema including Chuck Norris and Jesus.

Clint Eastwood marathon today btw on AMC.

Now the thread is closed. No need to continue. Nope, shut up, I hear you in your head saying "but wait" but I have never been so sure of anything in my life. Clint Eastwood and John Wayne are THE men. They eat lightning, and poopie lightning. No need for that digesting crap. I guarentee that those two (as the character's they portay) would kick anyone's ass. They are your old school true grit men. No martial arts, no goofy accents. Just men.

Hee hee hee!
And you thought I was all up in arms over the "Girls Who Kick" thread, eh, Mighty Jack?

mightyjack said:

Take your Thorazin Van - it's only a lighthearted, fun thread. Boy, the "Girls who kick ass" thread didn't generate this much testosterone.

I think you mean estrogen, boy!

[mightyjack]

I think you mean estrogen, boy!

I did? Is "This Boy" (Beatles reference, sorry) missing a joke - I was going for the Male hormone which gives us all our guy drives.

Meaning, were getting a lot more passionate about the boys than we did the girls.

My head hurts now. ;D

[Donna SadCat Lady]

I'd try to explain, but I don't want to tax your pretty little mind. *pats MJ on the noggin*

[LetGoOfItSlappy]

Clint Eastwood....when this man passes from this mortal coil I will wear a black armband close all the curtains and have a movie marathon for 3 days.....

Others:

All the ones mentioned previously

[mightyjack]

dnaldy said:

I'd try to explain, but I don't want to tax your pretty little mind. *pats MJ on the noggin*

Thanks Donna, I knew I liked you for some reason. I've been fighting a fever all weekend and my brainpan isn't 100% - so no taxes are good taxes.

back to the dudes...
Interestingly, I don't think I've seen action heroes Stallone or Willis listed by anyone?

Or Ator even?

[Don Quixote]

jozefjaorsky said:

Charles Bronson, the Death Wish movies make me want to go out and kill a bunch of creeps

From having seen all the kills he made in all those movies, I'm convinced that Charles Bronson is in fact the Angel of Death.

Additionally, Charles Bronson in 'Hard Times' is an ass-kicking machine.

[Skellen]

I think Bruce Lee kicks more ass, but I enjoy Chow Yun Fat's movies more; old-school ones like Hard Boiled and The Killer.

[Wild Rebel]

I have to go for Bruce Lee, too.

Even in "The Green Hornet" you knew he could kick every ass in the place.

[vanhagar3000]

mightyjack said:

Take your Thorazin Van - it's only a lighthearted, fun thread.

I know, but the topic is closed.

Really though, I think the Duke & Eastwood both embody the tough guy perfectly.