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Post by Gemini Man on Jul 7, 2004 7:03:15 GMT -5
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEL.... WHAT THE ROCK... IS ....MARKETING! PATENT... PENDING! ALL... RIGHTS... RESERVED!
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 7, 2004 16:16:07 GMT -5
The Talking Soap will clean out all the cuss words from your candy-ass son's mouth! It also has a column in the Weekly Gazette!
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Jul 7, 2004 20:46:47 GMT -5
The Rock is starting to sink to the merchandising level of Krusty the Klown.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Jul 9, 2004 8:50:01 GMT -5
Also available Stone Cold Steve Austin trash talking shampoo
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 10, 2004 3:00:10 GMT -5
"You're gonna shower now, 'Cause STONE COLD said so!!" I just don't see that encouraging people to shower....
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Post by Gemini Man on Jul 10, 2004 7:21:50 GMT -5
"Do you like The Rock's new soap?"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!" "The Rock says wash your candy ass!"
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Post by Vlad89 on Jul 31, 2004 6:59:25 GMT -5
Can we caption screenshots from b-movies?
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Post by Vlad89 on Jul 31, 2004 7:18:26 GMT -5
Forget it! I'll make a seperate thread.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Aug 1, 2004 5:54:53 GMT -5
Well, here's a really fun one to try....
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Post by Jack Burton on Aug 1, 2004 10:39:37 GMT -5
1. And his hair was perfect. 2. Umm sir when we said it would show Muslim support to pray at the Temple, this is not what we meant. 3. I've got a headache and it's got O-S-A-M-A written all over it.
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Aug 1, 2004 12:02:59 GMT -5
I can't seem to get my mental order through to Taco Bell. Oh I need a quesadilla real bad!
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 1, 2004 13:57:04 GMT -5
Well, here's a really fun one to try.... Must...think...plan...relect...me...am...I...wearing...pants?
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Post by Bart Fargo on Aug 2, 2004 3:31:17 GMT -5
1. All right George, you're facing a massive debt, increasing inflation, a Vietnam-like quagmire in Iraq, and an opponent in the election that is getting popular. What are you going to do? "Ah! Using them fancy words like 'all' is makin' mah head hurt!" 2. "You will vote for me... you will vote for me... Dang! Them telepathy lessons didn't work! That's $24 million down the drain!"
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Post by yousonuva on Aug 2, 2004 3:59:37 GMT -5
"I am the Holy Avenger! With my proto...photons I engage force field ON! Go ahead and try and hurt me you cowardly press people!"
"Oh my god I forgot to wipe today."
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Aug 2, 2004 15:33:54 GMT -5
Somebody grab me a mirror. I'm sexier than Fabio right now!
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