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Post by Gamera on Sept 11, 2004 18:56:34 GMT -5
(voice comes from the kitchen) Cat: Huh? I've been lying here for two months?
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 12, 2004 9:38:40 GMT -5
*huffing and puffing* "man.....I almost had a .......heart attack.......getting up here....."
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 12, 2004 19:34:22 GMT -5
"Go kill the mouse, she says. Yeah, right."
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Post by Railingkill on Sept 12, 2004 21:13:28 GMT -5
The inspiration for Garfield
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 12, 2004 23:59:14 GMT -5
The cat-shaped armchair warmer was a total flop.
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Post by Gamera on Sept 13, 2004 14:08:14 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Ted Nelson on Sept 13, 2004 14:22:36 GMT -5
[/img].[/quote] SLEEEP! (almost too easy)
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Post by losingmydignity on Sept 13, 2004 21:37:37 GMT -5
[/img] quote] Little Jimmy's parents had planned....the perfect MURDER!
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 14, 2004 13:46:10 GMT -5
Mickey: Uh-oh, looks like I killed another kid hehah!
Or
Prey is very different for 6 ft tall mice than regular mice.
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Post by Gamera on Sept 14, 2004 20:04:00 GMT -5
NASA takes a step back in time concerning transport to the launch pad.
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Post by doctorz on Sept 14, 2004 20:09:01 GMT -5
Moscow to Vladivostok in 4 hours!
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Post by doctorz on Sept 14, 2004 20:12:17 GMT -5
Oops, here comes another train joke. ;D 1856 - Damme Sir, you wanted BRAKES on the engine? It's just like you bloody Scotsmen to want excessive functionality!!!!!
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Post by Jack Burton on Sept 15, 2004 13:54:30 GMT -5
David Lynch's Thomas the Tank Engine
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 15, 2004 13:56:08 GMT -5
David Lynch's Thomas the Tank Engine Good one!
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Post by Gamera on Sept 15, 2004 13:58:46 GMT -5
Realter: Isn't it lovely? One bedroom, a whole river- I mean, one bath, and two lane traffic running right below your feet!
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