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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 1, 2005 23:24:30 GMT -5
This should get a few ideas going... Remember to keep them PG rated...
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jul 1, 2005 23:26:10 GMT -5
This is what happens when someone passes gas.
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 2, 2005 12:41:25 GMT -5
It was at this moment, frolicking in the apartment's swimming pool, that Janet, Jack, & Chrissie realized that their show REALLY SUCKED.
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Post by LordKaT on Jul 3, 2005 9:17:23 GMT -5
There's always one person left out of a threesome.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 3, 2005 9:30:00 GMT -5
Bob found out too late his idea for three-legged swimming had a big problem in it.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 3, 2005 9:31:11 GMT -5
(I know, I know... I'm supposed to wait... but this one was just too good not to put in now!)
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 3, 2005 9:56:57 GMT -5
Unfortunately, being in the middle of the FY06 tentative budget meeting, Charlene was NOT ready to rock.
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Post by dash on Jul 3, 2005 10:00:26 GMT -5
when jessica's fear of public speaking began to overtake her, she found herself between a rock and a hard place.
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Post by losingmydignity on Jul 3, 2005 16:00:13 GMT -5
"Hey, boss, rock on!" said Darrell, though he knew it was inappropriate.
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Post by otr on Jul 3, 2005 16:05:50 GMT -5
That's a meteor, right? I'm sorry.
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Post by Gamera on Jul 3, 2005 16:42:01 GMT -5
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Post by LordKaT on Jul 3, 2005 18:24:21 GMT -5
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Post by ratso on Jul 3, 2005 21:01:55 GMT -5
1. So can we go now? 2. And you see so.... the chances of our break pads failing on you are just as good as a meteor crashing down on my "CRASH!!" OH MY GOD!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! 3. Man, he's still boring me to sleep.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 3, 2005 22:18:14 GMT -5
Ding dong, the district manager is dead! Hail Dorothy!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jul 4, 2005 10:25:06 GMT -5
Well, she said "May lightning strike me if I cooked the books..." You think maybe God misheard her?
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