1. After the success of the "Krypto the Superdog" cartoon, Cartoon Network toyed around with the idea of using Supergirl's cat for a spin-off cartoon... (No kidding, there was a 'Legion of Super-Pets' in the comics around the seventies or so, IIRC *Shivers in horror*)
2. THAT DAMNED CAT!
3. Lasik surgery for cats proved to be a mistake after a week or so of testing...
4. His mouth is hanging open because his X-ray vision is spotting what the neighbor's cat is doing with his wife.
5. Seriously, when I was a little kid, probably 1st or 2nd grade, my parents had my Aunt take care of me after school because of the time we got out of school and they had her have us do educational crap so we wouldn't miss out on schoolwork, and one of the activities was this little thing where we'd write stories, and one of these stories was about my Aunt's cats having superpowers. I think I gave the cat laser eyes, too... ;;
"Hey guys I work for the government and I can tell you straight up those planes were holograms. They weren't even good holograms. Also the buildings were made of C4 and Dick Cheney hit the detonator button with his ballsack. So if you want to blame someone, blame Osama Bin Laden for selling us the C4 and blame Tupac for the holograms." AAAaaaaaand *click* POST!
Post by hobbesluigi82 on May 24, 2007 8:30:59 GMT -5
Last known photo of Bill Gates.
"Replace Antoine with a naked aputee who sits on a barbed-wire toilet seat repeatedly threatening to murder members of the audience, reading their adresses out on air while nonchalantly toying with a bloodied switchblade." - Charlie Brooker, July 2000