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Post by MonsterX on Oct 29, 2004 11:35:49 GMT -5
Here’s a fresh one.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Oct 29, 2004 11:42:32 GMT -5
Here’s a fresh one. Mommy was never quite herself without her cigarettes.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Oct 29, 2004 16:57:33 GMT -5
Cher before the plastic surgury. Ironicly, she looked much more appealing this way.
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Post by MonsterX on Oct 29, 2004 18:58:03 GMT -5
I knew someone would do a Cher joke!
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Post by Reuisu on Oct 29, 2004 19:04:17 GMT -5
Don't you hate it when you wake up and it turns out you spent the night with Avril Lavigne? (Actually, I wouldn't mind that so much since I like her music and the way she looks, but meh. )
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Oct 29, 2004 19:09:07 GMT -5
I knew someone would do a Cher joke! I'm happy to amuse you.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Oct 29, 2004 19:21:52 GMT -5
Here’s a fresh one. It's Bill Curry's mother (that was an obscure wrestling joke).
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Oct 29, 2004 20:23:48 GMT -5
Here’s a fresh one. Mae West, after rising from the grave and undergoing plastic surgery, starts filming scenes for SEXTETTE II.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Nov 1, 2004 13:38:05 GMT -5
Check out my baby. It's Don Vito Corleone reincarnated. "God made me an offer I couldn't refuse." RIP Marlon Brando
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Nov 1, 2004 16:14:41 GMT -5
"Man, I just heard her sing without lip synching"
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Post by Dr. Ted Nelson on Nov 1, 2004 16:38:12 GMT -5
"Uh, excuse me. Can't you see my girlfriend and I are having a private discussion? Go ahead, honey. You were saying something about feeding time."
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Post by ratso on Nov 4, 2004 22:29:52 GMT -5
"Thats it were all smiling everyone is happy. JUST ONE MORE STEP AND THE KID GOES INTO THE DRYER"
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Post by losingmydignity on Nov 4, 2004 23:32:56 GMT -5
Here’s a fresh one. Joan Crawford plays Sylvia Plath in "The Final Days." (hey, that pics from Frankenstein's Daughter, you know)
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Post by losingmydignity on Nov 4, 2004 23:35:44 GMT -5
"Could you get this thing off my lap? Could you get this thing off my lap? COULD YOU GET THIS THING OFF MY LAP? Mr. Flynt the jokes not funny anymore....
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Post by Reuisu on Nov 10, 2004 18:56:01 GMT -5
"My Husband wanted me to get a necklace, but I felt that this stood out better..."
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