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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 24, 2005 13:40:17 GMT -5
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 24, 2005 16:15:22 GMT -5
There was no one left after the... Ronald McDonald Holocost.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 24, 2005 17:46:58 GMT -5
We don't need no water, let the mother%#$#er burn. . .burn mother%#$#er. . .burn!
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 24, 2005 19:23:52 GMT -5
On a cold and grey Chicago morn' another little baby Ronald is born in the Ghetto...
In the Ghetto!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 25, 2005 0:11:59 GMT -5
McDonalds regretfully has to follow the order to decorate their restaurants to match the nutrional quality of their food.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Sept 25, 2005 8:36:49 GMT -5
His hand says "For a good time call 1-888-BIG-MAC."
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 27, 2005 3:58:54 GMT -5
Ronald! Put some pants on and wipe that smile off your face!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Sept 27, 2005 11:15:37 GMT -5
Ronald's hoping we won't notice the detonator switch in the hand behind his back.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 27, 2005 21:46:37 GMT -5
That's not a Ronald statue... it's a PETRIFIED HUMAN!
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 27, 2005 22:46:31 GMT -5
Sharon Osbourne welcomes you back to Baton Rouge.
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Post by bobjohnson on Oct 9, 2005 10:52:38 GMT -5
The future still haves... the Big n' Tasty!!!!
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Post by Prisoner416 on Oct 11, 2005 8:54:38 GMT -5
Did somebody say PSYCHO CLOWN?!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 14, 2005 8:51:57 GMT -5
Locals say that, late at night, the usually happy clown turns that smile upside down and eats his own.
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Post by maxdrive on Oct 20, 2005 15:08:43 GMT -5
No one knew Ronald McDonald could do such horrible things.The only question still remaining is. What did he do with the bodys?
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Nov 3, 2005 14:37:46 GMT -5
This is actually not the result of a natural desater. All them fat kids that sued the hell outta McDonalds came and "dismantled the oppressive establisment".
(Damn fat kids took away my super size fries. Not everyone wants to live forever. Flippin' fatties. Just because I offer you a box full of fries doesn't mean you have to eat them! JUST BECAUSE I OFFER YOU A PAN FULL OF BACON GREASE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL UP!!!!!) ... WHOA! Don't know what came over me. Sorry about that.
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