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Post by Skyroniter on Sept 7, 2006 20:48:26 GMT -5
Be afraid... be very afraid.
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Post by alansmeet on Sept 7, 2006 22:04:02 GMT -5
Let me be the first to say...huh? At first I thought crossroads meant that old ralph maachio blues guitarist flick. The one where he plays guitar against the devil in the end (steve vai, I think) Let's do that one instead. Please.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 7, 2006 22:57:47 GMT -5
Cocktail as bad enough. I'm not going to sit thorough this under any circumstance.
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Post by troxartis on Sept 8, 2006 0:17:48 GMT -5
is this a hoax? seriously, i don't want to put this in my netflix cue unless it's for damn sure, and the rifftrax site hasn't announced it as of 1:17am EST.....if it's true, oh man, Mike better be on his game. he may even need some help too....
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Post by mrtorso on Sept 8, 2006 1:33:46 GMT -5
is this a hoax? seriously, i don't want to put this in my netflix cue unless it's for damn sure, and the rifftrax site hasn't announced it as of 1:17am EST.....if it's true, oh man, Mike better be on his game. he may even need some help too.... Look on the Rifftrax forum. We get to play 20 questions with the Rifftrax staff to guess the next flick.
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Post by troxartis on Sept 8, 2006 1:46:08 GMT -5
oh my god it's true....god help us all! but seriously, as embarrassed as i am to put this in my cue, i have a great feeling it will be more than worth it!
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Post by mightyjack on Sept 8, 2006 4:12:33 GMT -5
Good Lawd, I didn't know MSTies were such wieners! Suck it up, we got through Manos, we bested Road House, ya gonna let a pop singer defeat you? Mike's humor is stronger than the pain any movie can inflict!Snap out of it ya wusses! Cripes, you all make me ashamed.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 8, 2006 6:52:45 GMT -5
Mike's humor wasn't funny enough to make Cocktail worth the time.
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Post by Skyroniter on Sept 8, 2006 6:54:18 GMT -5
I've already ordered my copy from Amazon. If I am going to go down this road with Mike, I am going to go all the way.
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Post by Wild Rebel on Sept 8, 2006 13:17:17 GMT -5
If I was the suspicious type, I'd start to think this is a plot with the movie companies to get people to buy movies they normally wouldn't....
Jeez...what's next? Glitter? Gigli?
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Post by lstcaz on Sept 8, 2006 13:37:42 GMT -5
I was hoping for old black and white movies. Guess I won't ever see a rifftrax And M.J. read your post and go watch Strange Creatures
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Post by Captain Wrong on Sept 8, 2006 14:34:25 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm still debating on Cocktail, but I'm sure unless the reports come back of this one being Mitchell/Manos good I'm sitting this one out. Yes, there were stinkburgers a plenty on MST3K but that show was more than the sum of it's parts. The Rifftrax just aren't the same thing to me.
And if I'm going to watch awful movies, I'd much rather have them be older cheapies with heart than newer stuff like this. Hell, if this had been the Ralhp Macchio flix, I'd probably be down. I just gotta draw the line somewhere. I still have five seasons of MST3k I haven't finished yet. Think I'll stick with that.
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Post by Wild Rebel on Sept 8, 2006 14:37:15 GMT -5
Good Lawd, I didn't know MSTies were such wieners! Suck it up, we got through Manos, we bested Road House, ya gonna let a pop singer defeat you? Mike's humor is stronger than the pain any movie can inflict!Snap out of it ya wusses! Cripes, you all make me ashamed. Then you're one of us who likes Hamlet?
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Post by lstcaz on Sept 8, 2006 14:48:56 GMT -5
Good Lawd, I didn't know MSTies were such wieners! Suck it up, we got through Manos, we bested Road House, ya gonna let a pop singer defeat you? Mike's humor is stronger than the pain any movie can inflict!Snap out of it ya wusses! Cripes, you all make me ashamed. Then you're one of us who likes Hamlet? Obviously drastically changed his opinion on TISCWSLABMUZ as well
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Post by mightyjack on Sept 8, 2006 15:21:36 GMT -5
kiss my ass If its funny its funny. That's what I base my reviews on. The last time I watched Strange Creatures I focused on the comedy and I found it lacking. If you don't think the rifftrax is funny that's your right, but as bad as Cocktail was as a movie, I laughed my ass off at Mike's comments. Crossroads can't be any worse than anything seen on MST. Hobgoblins, Creeping Terror, Monster A-Go Go.... avoiding Crossroads flat out because of the movie is a shame. It might end up his best work ever and you'll never get the enjoyment of that laughter. I at least watched Strange Creatures and Hamlet before offering an opinion..
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