|
Post by gammer on Sept 8, 2006 15:29:50 GMT -5
Lets put it this way. You'd watch an MST episode if you didn't know what the movie was about or if you didn't like the movie. I'm going to watch it...for the humor that Mike will add to it. I hate Tom Cruise and I'd never watch any more of his movies, but I watched Cocktail with Rifftrax. So I'm going to do the same for Crossroads. I don't like Britney, but I'm going to enjoy hearing Mike cut her up. The only thing embarassing will be renting this from the video store. Maybe I'll send my wife in to rent it.
|
|
|
Post by mightyjack on Sept 8, 2006 15:52:31 GMT -5
The only thing embarassing will be renting this from the video store. Maybe I'll send my wife in to rent it. Your a wise man - Hmmm, I've got a couple Nieces I can send to the video store... (Come on kids, there's a fiver in it if you do
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 8, 2006 16:12:26 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm still debating on Cocktail, but I'm sure unless the reports come back of this one being Mitchell/Manos good I'm sitting this one out. Yes, there were stinkburgers a plenty on MST3K but that show was more than the sum of it's parts. The Rifftrax just aren't the same thing to me. And if I'm going to watch awful movies, I'd much rather have them be older cheapies with heart than newer stuff like this. I completely agree. I'm glad Mighty Jack was amused by it but the Cocktail Rifftrax just wasn't that good and not worth making me watch that movie.
|
|
|
Post by spudman on Sept 8, 2006 16:22:34 GMT -5
There is NO WAY I'm going to go into a video store to get this.
Even I have a limit!
|
|
|
Post by Hugh Beaumont on Sept 8, 2006 16:51:24 GMT -5
Wow. They're bringing in the big guns, these days.
I am so far behind. Gammer, you still doing those Rifftrax DVDs for the new ones?
|
|
|
Post by doctorz on Sept 10, 2006 9:19:07 GMT -5
Mike's humor wasn't funny enough to make Cocktail worth the time. TESTIFY! I have yet to sit through this wretched piece of poo! Mike is asking too much of us to sit through stuff like this. I contend that no hetero man is secure enough in his masculinity to sit through a chick flick without squirming inside! Now this? Boo. I may have to pass.
|
|
|
Post by doctorz on Sept 11, 2006 19:26:24 GMT -5
Good Lawd, I didn't know MSTies were such wieners! Suck it up, we got through Manos, we bested Road House, ya gonna let a pop singer defeat you? Mike's humor is stronger than the pain any movie can inflict!Snap out of it ya wusses! Cripes, you all make me ashamed. Some of us still have a smidgen of dignity left, MJ. There are some things I'm not prepared to sit through under any circumstance, even for fanatic fanboydom and loyalty to Mike almighty. You obviously never had a girlfriend who drug you to Bette Midler and other "relationship" movies! The scars never heal. To paraphrase a Union General after a particularly deadly charge, "I wouldn't watch Crossroads if Jesus Christ himself ordered it!" (I probably will try but I doubt I'll get through it. )
|
|
|
Post by Hugh Beaumont on Sept 11, 2006 20:52:30 GMT -5
No, Howard Johnson is right. You bunch of pansies.
;D
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 11, 2006 21:02:27 GMT -5
No, Howard Johnson is right. You bunch of pansies. ;D My, how judgmental. Don't you guys think it's OK for people to choose for themselves? Just because I don't want to watch Crossroads doesn't mean I'm telling anyone else not to. Mighty Jack- "It's my way or the highway!"Oh yeah, the smiley so nobody gets bent out of shape. ;D
|
|
|
Post by mightyjack on Sept 11, 2006 22:57:39 GMT -5
Hell guys, I got drug to BEACHES! To friggen STEEL MAGNOLIAS! I know pain! Man up, damn it. If you can buy feminine products for the wife you can buy Crossroads for Mike! This is coach Vince Lomjack - and your all off my team! Wimps
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 11, 2006 23:06:47 GMT -5
Wimps Mighty Jack- Rifftrax Nazi. "You vill buy every Rifftrax movie unt you vill enjoy it wezer you like it or not! Hiel!"
|
|
|
Post by mightyjack on Sept 11, 2006 23:09:29 GMT -5
Damn skippy! "Buy or Die", that's my new motto.
|
|
|
Post by Afgncaap5 on Sept 12, 2006 16:41:47 GMT -5
If I ever have loads of free time, and spare cash, then I'll buy this one. As it is, I'm saving my money for the action/sci-fi flicks. There's plenty of those.
|
|
|
Post by mightyjack on Sept 13, 2006 0:04:09 GMT -5
Wimps Mighty Jack- Rifftrax Nazi. "You vill buy every Rifftrax movie unt you vill enjoy it wezer you like it or not! Hiel!"Oh and I love ya phanty, you know that. I'm not saying you have to buy or like any of these. I'm simply expressing my opinion that I think you're being a big baby. (insert smilie here) For me, Mikes worth it.
|
|
|
Post by Hugh Beaumont on Sept 13, 2006 0:08:30 GMT -5
No, Howard Johnson is right. You bunch of pansies. ;D My, how judgmental. Don't you guys think it's OK for people to choose for themselves? Just because I don't want to watch Crossroads doesn't mean I'm telling anyone else not to. Well, actually, I thought you were all a bunch of pansies to begin with. This only confirms it.
|
|