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Post by Reptilian Samurai on Dec 12, 2007 1:38:25 GMT -5
con We should just seed the Earth with a bunch of time-capsules all over the place for future archaeologists to have fun with. And they should all contain completely bogus information. ...I like how you think. We could just make stuff up just to mess with them, and make sure that each time capsule completely contradicts any information in the other time capsules! It'd keep those future archaeologists occupied for a while. ;-)
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Post by Cerrita on Dec 12, 2007 2:15:47 GMT -5
And they should all contain completely bogus information. ...I like how you think. We could just make stuff up just to mess with them, and make sure that each time capsule completely contradicts any information in the other time capsules! It'd keep those future archaeologists occupied for a while. ;-) We'll have to include the battle with the Phantom of Krankor. And how we, as a nation, mourned the loss of our allies on Metaluna. Remember to mention the woman from their time who told us all the answers to Life, the Universe, and Everything. ;D And say that the ruins of Atlantis were actually found, but nobody cared so they were reburied.
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Post by Reptilian Samurai on Dec 12, 2007 2:35:46 GMT -5
And we should leave many fossils of large monsters buried all over Japan. ;-)
Just to make things more confusing, after we defeated Phantom of Krankor, the Neptune men came to try and take over in an even more half-assed attempt.
And leave behind remains from every invention exchange. They are clearly the primitive tools of the 20th/21st century human!
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Post by Cerrita on Dec 12, 2007 2:46:21 GMT -5
Oh, yes. How could any 21st century man life his life of American excess without his recomfy-bike or Sony Sea-Man?
They'll waste years of their lives and spend untold millions in the futile attempts to animate a slinky or develope a plant that reviews music.
And they'll wonder why the names Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy and the others; the purveyors of such technological genius; are missing from the ancient textbooks. Did the world governments; thinking them too radical, too reckless with the world's safety; have them locked away? Were they eliminated by a rival company, who attempted but failed to duplicate Gizmonic's work? Did an internal feud drive them apart, leaving unfinished the world-changing breakthroughs they were capable of?
The Future will never know...
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Post by Reptilian Samurai on Dec 12, 2007 4:38:33 GMT -5
And then, finally grasping the genius of the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" project, these future scientists will shoot their janitor into space and force him to watch bad movies. Clearly those 20th century scientists were onto something.
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Post by Servo1 on Dec 12, 2007 8:41:39 GMT -5
Notice that the text describing the Time Tube refers to it "beginning its journey to the future." That means the riffing is done in the here and now, and it's saved for the ages.
I imagine a small ceremony at the end of each ep where the Time Tube is raised by its cupaloy eye bolt and the episode's DVD is sealed inside. Then the Tube is ceremoniously lowered into its protective silo where it will resist the ravages of time.
Tom
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Post by BEERxTaco on Dec 12, 2007 9:49:33 GMT -5
name dropper
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Post by RAD on Dec 12, 2007 11:14:14 GMT -5
Notice that the text describing the Time Tube refers to it "beginning its journey to the future." That means the riffing is done in the here and now, and it's saved for the ages. I imagine a small ceremony at the end of each ep where the Time Tube is raised by its cupaloy eye bolt and the episode's DVD is sealed inside. Then the Tube is ceremoniously lowered into its protective silo where it will resist the ravages of time. Tom Hmmm...Interesting premise. RAD
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Post by Bix Dugan on Dec 12, 2007 12:03:59 GMT -5
There's a Beatles Album buried there too?
Some of those are valuable. Maybe worthy of a little midnight monument tampering...
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