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Post by callipygias on Aug 13, 2008 14:07:48 GMT -5
Sacky, the Lunch Sack o' Fun! ... created at Friendship Paper Bag Machinery Plant about... here: Sacky is happy to be home in America and Sacky is ready to meet you! Sacky already met Captain Hygiene and had his picture made: Sacky's adventures are in your hands, Please feel free to add to them one sentence at a time. (Or even just part of a sentence; Sacky understands that words are hard, Frameous.) (Sacky wonders how many times Phantom D. Engineer will post "The End.")Sacky woke up with a headache and wondered who that man was in his bed, and what the baby oil was doing on the nightstand.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 14:11:53 GMT -5
Sacky says Frameous wants to know what the eff that joke is supposed to mean?
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 13, 2008 14:15:06 GMT -5
but then sacky realized he was thinking of a weird dream he had once the afterglow had worn off. he goes outside to drive to the drugstore for some aspirin, but someone scrawled "jerk" all over his windshield.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 14:16:57 GMT -5
Then it occurred to Sacky that Frameous should get a cut of this thread because he helped inspire it, if only by accident.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 14:18:32 GMT -5
But Frameous ate one of Sacky's little sandwiches and was never heard from again.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 14:19:50 GMT -5
Then began Sacky's deep, reflective period. Where he questioned at what point his life went astray, leading him to boozy, torrid affairs with the likes of Frameous.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 14:20:37 GMT -5
Sacky wants to know what happened to Calli's post.
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 14:20:38 GMT -5
Framous then filled sacky with dog poopie, lit it on fire, and left it on the front porch of Phantom D. Engineer.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 14:22:11 GMT -5
Phantom D. Engineer briefly pondered the new addition to his name before giving the hapless Sacky a swift kick and yelling at some kids on his lawn.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 13, 2008 14:24:25 GMT -5
sacky dusted off his little shoes and decided to buy a gun for his own protection.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 14:26:09 GMT -5
But Sacky had to buy it illegally, because he was a two time B&E felon with nothing to lose.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 14:36:03 GMT -5
Sacky deftly avoided a gun control vs. freedom debate and purchased explosives instead.
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 14:38:57 GMT -5
He had to waste the vendor when he asked Sacky for his powder permit.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 13, 2008 14:43:27 GMT -5
not normally so violent, sacky decided to go through the park on his way home.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 14:44:27 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Sacky was accosted by some ruffians and eventually suffocated all of them in a blind rage.
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