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Post by CBG on Jun 27, 2009 17:44:55 GMT -5
"No...dammit, NO! I WILL NOT let that twerp destroy this storyli...MY LIFE!", screamed Sacky. He threw the orange juice against the wall, and proceeded to call his lawyers, Baggum, Sackum, & Loot.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jun 27, 2009 17:50:09 GMT -5
Just then, the poopie went down. Machine gun bullets sprayed through the walls, and a flaming molotov flew in through the inexplicably-open door.
It had all been a setup.
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Post by CBG on Jun 27, 2009 18:09:34 GMT -5
In marched the zombie corpse of Ralph Edwards, declaring, "SACKY, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!"
*applause*
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 30, 2009 16:27:56 GMT -5
An obviously shocked Sacky nearly fainted. Zombie Ralph was able to help him catch his footing, and led him to the large armchair in the corner.
Zombie Raplh declared: "Sacky, do YOU remember THIS voice?"
"Hey, Sacky, how ya doin'?"
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Post by CBG on Jul 3, 2009 3:17:34 GMT -5
"WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT BITCH!?", screamed Sacky to Zombie Ralph. "I'LL KILL HER!!!" Sacky leaped over the couch, and ran backstage while head-shaven security guards tried to wrestle him to the ground, and score a few ratings points.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jul 3, 2009 11:05:55 GMT -5
Sacky had thought he'd be rid of his domestic maid-bot for good after dropping her into a vat of molten metal.
Just the sound of that mechanical, too-cheery voice raised the hair on the back of his neck, or would have if he'd had a neck and some hair. He recalled all the times she'd missed a spot dusting, or didn't arrange the comforter just so, and vowed that this time, he'd dismantle her for good.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 3, 2009 12:39:41 GMT -5
Sacky grabbed a monkey wrench conveniently located backstage for story purposes. He continued in the direction of the whirring, and pulled back a curtain.
Unfortunately, yes, it was the voice of his robo-maid, but it was her voice only. Her voice program had been implanted into a 20-foot-tall, 50-ton, Kill-Bot!
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 23, 2012 22:58:42 GMT -5
"I'm going to kill you, Sacky!" the Kill-Bot screamed at Sacky.
"NO!" Sacky screamed, and violently smashed the wrench into the Kill-Bot's right kneecap.
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