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Post by CBG on Aug 14, 2008 10:25:20 GMT -5
Little did Sacky know, Tote had captured Baggy, and was holding her hostage; along with Phantom D. Engineer who he had tied to a water board, and was attempting to obtain the whereabouts of Sacky.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 14, 2008 10:26:45 GMT -5
Sacky decided to hold off rescuing them for a bit while he did some stuff around the house.
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Post by CBG on Aug 14, 2008 11:01:50 GMT -5
As he rounded the corner down the street from his house, he could already hear the sirens.
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Post by callipygias on Aug 14, 2008 11:03:16 GMT -5
Sacky quickly tied himself to a telephone pole!
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 14, 2008 11:51:17 GMT -5
with a sinking feeling, sacky realized he forgot to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 14, 2008 12:12:43 GMT -5
Then he remembered that he didn't actually wear them anyway so it really didn't matter after all.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 14, 2008 12:19:32 GMT -5
gee, i forgot to pick up my blankets and comforters i had dry cleaned, mused sacky.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 14, 2008 12:21:28 GMT -5
He punished himself for his forgetfulness by smashing his face against the telephone pole several times.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 14, 2008 12:25:16 GMT -5
then sacky thought, "this is getting me nowhere. what i need is a plan." he reached for his cell phone and called...
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 14, 2008 12:33:29 GMT -5
Santa. "I'll spoil Phantom's Christmas," he thought to himself, chuckling inwardly.
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Post by CBG on Aug 14, 2008 12:53:02 GMT -5
He threw Sacky over his shoulder, and took off into the snowy, Christmas night.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 14, 2008 13:02:32 GMT -5
"wow," thought sacky, "i must have blacked out again, because i don't remember a thing about how that happened."
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Post by CBG on Aug 14, 2008 13:50:02 GMT -5
When Sacky awoke, he was descending, along with Santa, down the chimney of a little girl in Mexico.
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Post by callipygias on Aug 14, 2008 14:01:41 GMT -5
Sacky snapped back to reality when the pack of dogs approached his telephone pole and began sniffing him; Sacky untied himself and shot the dogs.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 14, 2008 14:02:44 GMT -5
It was then that it occurred to Sacky what a deranged, imaginative, violent little creature he was.
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