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Jokes
May 4, 2014 6:57:09 GMT -5
Post by foreign object on May 4, 2014 6:57:09 GMT -5
Rene Descartes ordered a coffee at the doughnut shop the other day. The server asked, "cream with that?"
"I think not," Descartes replied.
And he disappeared.
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Post by Satchmo on May 4, 2014 14:01:39 GMT -5
Descartes walked into a coffee shop and asked for a coffee with no cream.
The barista said, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind having a coffee with no milk instead?"
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Post by nondescript spice on May 7, 2014 12:33:26 GMT -5
why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
because the P is silent.
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Jokes
May 18, 2014 14:23:09 GMT -5
Post by Grape on May 18, 2014 14:23:09 GMT -5
where did napoleon keep his armies? in his sleevies. What are hippies for? They're somewhere to hang your leggies.
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Post by nondescript spice on Aug 7, 2014 12:42:09 GMT -5
menstruation jokes are NOT funny. period.
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Jokes
Aug 7, 2014 23:42:26 GMT -5
Post by Truck Farmer on Aug 7, 2014 23:42:26 GMT -5
So I said to this guy . . . . . this guy I'm dancing with . . "So, what kind of place is this?"
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Post by geminiman112 on Oct 10, 2014 4:59:28 GMT -5
Why did the guy get fired from the M&M factory?
He threw out all the Ws!
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Post by jonservo on Oct 27, 2014 18:02:47 GMT -5
How can you tell the difference between a labourer and a chemist?
By the way they pronounce unionised.
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Jokes
Nov 1, 2014 16:02:05 GMT -5
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Post by Tor Johnson on Nov 1, 2014 16:02:05 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I slept with Hillary Clinton, Lorena Bobbitt and Tonya Harding. When I woke up I had no health insurance, no wiener and two broken knee caps.
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Post by nondescript spice on Nov 23, 2014 18:21:47 GMT -5
what did the pirate say when he turned 80?
aye matey
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Post by Frameous on Nov 23, 2014 20:01:47 GMT -5
You win the internet for today.
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Nov 23, 2014 22:40:48 GMT -5
Post by nondescript spice on Nov 23, 2014 22:40:48 GMT -5
hooray! i'm hijacking this board and taking it to vegas!
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Jokes
May 4, 2018 16:43:34 GMT -5
Post by crowschmo on May 4, 2018 16:43:34 GMT -5
(Not really much of a joke, but...)
What's worse than a sharknado?
A sh*t storm.
Ewwww.
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Jokes
May 8, 2018 3:56:16 GMT -5
Post by Afgncaap5 on May 8, 2018 3:56:16 GMT -5
An accountant, a biologist, and a mathematician were having lunch on the patio outside of a cafe. As they started eating, they saw two people enter the building across the street. Much later, near the end of their meal, they saw three people leave the building and walk away.
"The original amounts were incorrectly accounted for," said the accountant.
"The specimens must have reproduced," said the biologist.
"Now just put another person into the building and it'll be empty again!" said the mathematician.
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