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Post by solgroupie on Sept 16, 2008 12:11:35 GMT -5
no! gross!
i just threw up a little.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 16, 2008 12:13:32 GMT -5
False, you just threw up a lot.
The Simpsons jumped the shark years ago.
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Post by solgroupie on Sept 16, 2008 12:53:27 GMT -5
false. i am in denial.
if the woman you are planning to marry is decapitated in a car wreck you caused, it is possible to keep her head alive in a pan of neck juice, shop around for chicks with good bodies and put your girlfriend's head on her body.
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Post by callipygias on Sept 16, 2008 13:18:23 GMT -5
False. If that were possible men everywhere would decapitate themselves and put their head on a hot lady's body and die of malnutrition as we they sat at home fondling themselves.
Ghosts exist.
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Sept 16, 2008 13:30:05 GMT -5
True. I've seen that movie too many times on cable.
The Ghost Hunters TV show is totally all fake-y, and stuff.
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Post by solgroupie on Sept 16, 2008 15:21:39 GMT -5
absolutely true. elvis told me himself.
a cheap toy for a cat that provides hours of entertainment is a simple paper bag.
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Post by CBG on Sept 16, 2008 15:27:40 GMT -5
True. Sacky works hourly, for less than minimum wage.
You should recycle your used toilet paper.
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Post by solgroupie on Sept 16, 2008 15:31:00 GMT -5
true. send it all to change b. goode, environmentalist.
tofu is versatile and tasty!
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Post by CBG on Sept 16, 2008 15:40:58 GMT -5
True. Send it all to solgroupie, hippy chick.
The worst thing you can do for a nosebleed is to have someone punch you in the face.
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Post by callipygias on Sept 16, 2008 15:48:34 GMT -5
False. Being punched in the face is never the wrong answer.
Change's post count has rolled over and is actually 1, 041,935.
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Post by CBG on Sept 16, 2008 15:50:27 GMT -5
False. Actually it's 2,041,938.
"Kitten" is nothing but an attention whore.
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Post by callipygias on Sept 16, 2008 15:56:21 GMT -5
True. That's why it feels the need to post so much.
Monkeys are friendlier in captivity.
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Post by CBG on Sept 16, 2008 15:57:13 GMT -5
True. *immediately swarmed by monkeys and ripped to shreds*
Monkeys are good poop wingers.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 16, 2008 18:54:48 GMT -5
True. I learned it the hard way.
When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish.
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Post by solgroupie on Sept 16, 2008 20:22:07 GMT -5
true. it's also stealing your wallet while you aren't looking at it, so please keep looking over there. just for a couple more minutes.
the static electricity in all the hair of the metal 80's bands single handedly caused the exxon valdez oil spill.
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