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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 14, 2009 0:26:20 GMT -5
7/10
"I don't like the outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children!"-Mr. Burns
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 14, 2009 2:56:36 GMT -5
10/10
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!" - Ralph Wiggum
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 15, 2009 1:04:53 GMT -5
10/10
"Oh brother...why do we get all the weirdos here at the comic book store?"-Comic Book Guy
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Post by CBG on Nov 15, 2009 2:58:50 GMT -5
6/10
"It tastes like burning." - R. Wiggum
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 15, 2009 15:34:33 GMT -5
8/10
"The dead have risen from the grave...and they're voting Republican!"-Bart
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 15, 2009 17:25:24 GMT -5
5/10 (Cheap joke, even for The Simpsons)
"Who are you, and why should I care?" - Bender
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Nov 15, 2009 21:18:25 GMT -5
4/10
"I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken sh*t and chicken salad."- LBJ
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 15, 2009 22:46:27 GMT -5
10/10 (What a Magnificent Bastard LBJ was!)
"But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!” Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.” - Eddie Izzard
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Post by dph on Nov 18, 2009 16:48:37 GMT -5
9/10
"There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!!" Comic Book Guy
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Nov 18, 2009 19:51:29 GMT -5
6/10
"Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side!"- Kramer
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 19, 2009 23:12:13 GMT -5
4/10 (Must be a New York thing)
"Ginseng tea?? I'm not gonna get hopped up on dope!" - Hank Hill
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Nov 22, 2009 17:36:28 GMT -5
9/10 (Hank Hill is my hero)
"He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald."- Marlon Brando on Frank Sinatra
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 22, 2009 22:54:45 GMT -5
8/10
"He ran okay for a fat guy." - Ty Cobb, on Babe Ruth
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Nov 23, 2009 14:32:25 GMT -5
7/10
"If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care?"- Gary Larson (The Far Side)
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 23, 2009 19:23:28 GMT -5
3/10 (Never liked mime jokes,no matter who wrote them)
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: You want to destroy the ship and run away, you coward. Lt. Commander Worf: If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand.
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