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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 4, 2009 18:28:59 GMT -5
1/10 (As all Dane Cook quotes will get from me!)
"The largest living land mammal is the absent mind." - Captain Beefheart
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Post by Satchmo on Feb 4, 2009 18:53:11 GMT -5
7/10.
"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." -Tom Waits
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Post by crowschmo on Feb 4, 2009 19:04:45 GMT -5
5/10
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." - Steven Wright
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 4, 2009 19:14:35 GMT -5
10/10
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when YOU walk into an open sewer and die."-Mel Brooks
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Post by dph on Feb 4, 2009 20:02:01 GMT -5
10/10 Hilarious
"We don't go around shoving staples into other people's heads, that's CIA crap." Chief, Get Smart
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Post by dph on Feb 8, 2009 21:22:43 GMT -5
Nobody? Guess I'll try again.
"I can't smell nice, I just farted." IRS agent from Family guy.
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Post by Truck Farmer on Feb 8, 2009 22:07:39 GMT -5
7/10
"Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!!" - Hedy Hedley Lamarr
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Post by dph on Feb 9, 2009 16:16:12 GMT -5
7/10
"The yelling will cease or the killing will commence!" The Big Giant Head (as played by William Shatner) 3rd Rock from the Sun.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 9, 2009 19:14:11 GMT -5
6/10
"That's Uranus!"-Freakazoid!
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Post by dph on Feb 9, 2009 20:59:42 GMT -5
7/10
"We don't need government, we can take care of ourselves. Oh no, now I have cancer." John Stewart
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 10, 2009 1:14:53 GMT -5
2/10
"'This program was pre-recorded'. Of course it's pre-recorded! When else are they gonna record it, afterwards?!"-George Carlin
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Post by dph on Feb 10, 2009 14:08:31 GMT -5
9/10
"Stop being a baby and chop off my hands already." Fry --Futurama
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 10, 2009 14:16:40 GMT -5
10/10
"For years, we've been ruining your favorite movies with lines like 'Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a ham!' and 'Rommel, you magnificent bus stop!'"-Duke Phillips, The Critic
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Post by dph on Feb 10, 2009 22:03:55 GMT -5
7/10
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Just pull off your pants and slide on the ice." Sidney Freedman, MASH
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 17, 2009 18:12:35 GMT -5
5/10 (Just...meh.)
"Rock Over London, Rock on Chicago, Sprint: Be There Now!" - Wesley Willis
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