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Post by dph on Mar 16, 2009 22:31:19 GMT -5
"The crowd has fallen deathly ill.........uh I mean silent." Tom Tucker "Family Guy"
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 28, 2009 19:18:00 GMT -5
3/10
"One of these days, Laura, I'm gonna punch you in the face!" - G.W. Bush, "That's My Bush"
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 28, 2009 23:25:18 GMT -5
9/10
"Addressing ridiculousness with humor is a survival tool."-Patrick McGoohan
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Post by dph on Mar 29, 2009 20:32:27 GMT -5
Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!"
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 30, 2009 21:26:45 GMT -5
10/10
"You're evil, Maxine!" - Being John Malkovich
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Post by dph on Mar 31, 2009 14:21:05 GMT -5
7/10
"We have to kill animals or else they'll die!" Jimbo "South Park"
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 4, 2009 9:26:24 GMT -5
8/10
Gerald: You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make sexual harrassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace, and what we can and can't do in the workplace.
Kyle: Isn't that fascism?
Gerald: No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand?
Kyle: Do you?
-from "Sexual Harassment Panda"
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Apr 4, 2009 14:17:07 GMT -5
10/10
"Then I was right. Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God."-Kyle, "Cartmanland"
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Post by dph on Apr 6, 2009 10:34:27 GMT -5
10/10
"Listen kid, there are two things you don't know about the earth. First is me...........the other is..............GODZILLA!" Don Frye "Godzilla Final Wars"
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Apr 6, 2009 14:02:35 GMT -5
10/10
"Times have not gotten more violent. They have only gotten more televised."-Marilyn Manson
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Post by dph on Apr 6, 2009 15:41:24 GMT -5
8/10
FBI Agent "I just made BM in the back of a cab."
Radio Voice "You just made WHAT in the back of a cab."
FBI Agent "Big Mama, Big Mama..........I just made Big Mama in the back of a cab and now Im off to get VD........................VISUAL DATA!!!!!!!!!"
"Big Mama's House 2"
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 6, 2009 17:16:46 GMT -5
5/10
(Singing and playing guitar to his "Sames and Opposites song) "Saying 'I apologize' is the very same as saying 'I'm sorry', they're the same - unless you're at a fu-ner-al." - Demetri Martin
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Post by dph on Apr 6, 2009 20:28:37 GMT -5
5/10-- Don't really get it.
"Suppose you were a member of Congress, and suppose you were an idiot. But I repeat myself."--Mark Twian
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 7, 2009 22:45:29 GMT -5
5/10-- Don't really get it. (People say they're sorry at funerals because they are sorry for your loss, but if you say "I apologize" it must mean you had something to do with said loss - heh heh - only time those two words DON'T really mean the same thing). 10/10 "I think eating contests are really just the beginning of sh*tting contests." - also Demetri Martin |
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Post by dph on Apr 8, 2009 7:08:41 GMT -5
9/10
"We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who remove themselves from it." - The Darwin Awards
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