colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 6, 2009 19:41:03 GMT -5
I never led anyone on. You assumed too much. I'm not that kind of girl.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 6, 2009 21:54:25 GMT -5
I never led anyone on. You assumed too much. I'm not that kind of girl. I'll turn you into that kind of girl!
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 11, 2009 15:34:09 GMT -5
New blog post: 4/11/09
Raining all day. I went out on my bicycle to see a movie and whenI got there I was soaked. So I had to watch the whole thing with a wet butt and wet shoes. After the movie was over I went to Target to get some new jeans and shoes. When I got home they too were soaking. It never stopped raining.
I find that I have gravel in my hair. I can't remember where I slept last night. It must have been a quarry.
I think girls like me better with short hair. When it's too long I seem a bit anachronistic. They seem to be saying, why don't you get back together with Cinderella? I don't even understand the reference. Maybe I ought to get a listening device with more juice.
If I could only take one book with me to a desert island it would be Moby Dick because it's part adventure and part information about whales. So if I get rescued I could inform them of the sperm whale's tendency to bite your leg off when you try to kill it.
I don't understand why guys wear necklaces. We already wear ties, so why add more. Besides they look like girl things. Isn't it the most romantic thing when a guy clasps one around a girl's neck? It seems weird to think of a girl doing that to a guy. And how did Mr. T get so many girls to put those around his neck?
It is now 4:31 or 1631 in military time. I have to learn to add more quickly if I want to keep up.
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on May 15, 2009 15:41:03 GMT -5
New Blog Post: 5/15/09
Well after several weeks of grueling waiting, I finally made it into the Navy! As an electrician. Now I know all of you are prejudiced against "electricians" because of Devil Fish and its unfair portrayal of this noble profession, but just give me a chance. I'll still be the same old CFF I have always been.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 15, 2009 15:56:02 GMT -5
"Hey, electrician..."
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on May 15, 2009 17:53:45 GMT -5
*Calls Dolphin Mega Fleet to teach CH a lesson.*
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 15, 2009 17:56:26 GMT -5
Congrats, man. If I ever had to go enter the service, I always thought the Navy would have the most interesting opportunities. Good luck, thailor!
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on May 15, 2009 18:08:33 GMT -5
Thanks! Mummsy! I will relish the experience!
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Post by CBG on May 23, 2009 22:38:23 GMT -5
I find that I have gravel in my hair. I can't remember where I slept last night. It must have been a quarry. No, you're just in training, remember?
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Post by Ratso on May 24, 2009 22:01:45 GMT -5
Good luck in boot.
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