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Post by Bart Fargo on Aug 30, 2009 20:36:51 GMT -5
I like my men like I like my coffee.. keeps me up all night. Shaking uncontrolably and wide-eyed while mumbling incoherently? |
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Post by Satchmo on Aug 30, 2009 23:48:30 GMT -5
Your coffee is alive?!
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Post by pyrozombie on Aug 31, 2009 14:33:52 GMT -5
With my breakfast.
(Sexist? Maybe.... Funny? probably not.)
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Sept 2, 2009 0:07:31 GMT -5
... heavily dilluted with sugar to help mask up the awful taste.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 2, 2009 17:06:45 GMT -5
...within reach.
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Post by Satchmo on Sept 2, 2009 19:01:42 GMT -5
... in a mug...?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 2, 2009 19:15:27 GMT -5
Dispensed from an ancient vending machine for 30 cents?
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Post by Chuck on Sept 2, 2009 20:03:39 GMT -5
Rare, and from some exotic locale with a subtle hint of dark chocolate and boysenberries?
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Post by Truck Farmer on Sept 2, 2009 22:05:33 GMT -5
What if I don't like coffee?
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Post by Chuck on Sept 3, 2009 5:43:20 GMT -5
What if I don't like coffee? Does that mean you don't like women? |
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Post by Satchmo on Sept 3, 2009 18:34:41 GMT -5
I wonder if anyone's sued because their woman didn't have a "WARNING: HOT" label on it...
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Post by Chuck on Sept 6, 2009 10:47:37 GMT -5
Imported?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 6, 2009 22:42:24 GMT -5
Boiled over a campfire until they're a thick dark sludge?
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Post by mccloud on Sept 7, 2009 7:09:54 GMT -5
Left over from the day before and reheated in the microwave.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 7, 2009 13:32:12 GMT -5
... raised by exploited migrant farmers and imported illegally from South America.
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