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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 6, 2012 19:17:08 GMT -5
Oskar Schindler: Unconditional surrender of Germany has just been announced. At midnight tonight, the war is over. Tomorrow you'll begin the process of looking for survivors of your families. In most cases... you won't find them. After six long years of murder, victims are being mourned throughout the world. We've survived. Many of you have come up to me and thanked me. Thank yourselves. Thank your fearless Stern, and others among you who worried about you and faced death at every moment. I am a member of the Nazi Party. I'm a munitions manufacturer. I'm a profiteer of slave labor. I am... a criminal. At midnight, you'll be free and I'll be hunted. I shall remain with you until five minutes after midnight, after which time - and I hope you'll forgive me - I have to flee. [He addresses the factory's SS guards] Oskar Schindler: I know you have received orders from our commandant, which he has received from his superiors, to dispose of the population of this camp. Now would be the time to do it. Here they are; they're all here. This is your opportunity. Or, you could leave, and return to your families as men instead of murderers.
- Schindler's List
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 6, 2012 20:42:52 GMT -5
"'Shark Sandwich' was merely a two word review which simply read 'poopie Sandwich'. " Marty DiBergi -- This is Spinal Tap
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 7, 2012 12:58:15 GMT -5
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hit by a train! Truth means nothing to a woman, Delmar. Triumph of the subjective. You ever been with a woman? Delmar O'Donnell: Well, I... I... I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinking about that. Ulysses Everett McGill: That's right, if then. Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 8, 2012 0:25:08 GMT -5
"No, I didn't build a bomb! Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day! I just kept one in case I ever needed it!" Myron Larabee -- Jingle All the Way
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 8, 2012 2:49:41 GMT -5
Dr. John McCabe: Trust me, I'm a doctor.
- The Beyond
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 8, 2012 3:35:25 GMT -5
[Discussing cheap wine] Customer: Really? Stomach cramps? But it's such a good buy. Paul: Well, so is lighter fluid at three ninety-five a pint but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests. -- Eating Raoul[/i][/u] (I LOVE this movie! AND it's getting a Criterion Release this year!)
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 8, 2012 23:12:44 GMT -5
He: So you could finish your thesis. She: But I didn't. He: You didn't. She: You see? You didn't even know that. He: Why did you give up? That's not like you. She: The whole project just seemed less important, up there. As you said, when I talked to you about my subject: 'glib.' He: I never called your subject glib. She: Perhaps you didn't use that word, but that's what you meant. And, all of a sudden, it was glib. Or, even worse, some kind of lie. He: I see. She: No, you don't see. You see a lot of things, but not that.
-- Antichrist
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 9, 2012 0:29:18 GMT -5
"Two households, different as dried plums and pears In fair Manhattan, where we lay our scene." The Narrator (LEMMY!!) -- Tromeo and Juliet
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 9, 2012 0:50:53 GMT -5
(love ^ movie!)
Ward: Ew, Jerry you distgusting freak, get away from me with all that stuff. Jerry: Aw, come on Ward. Don't tell me this little nosebleed is bothering you a little. Ward: Not at much as your ugly face. Why do you get into this stuff anyway? Jerry: Why do you always look at the crack of a man's ass and think "lunch time"? Ward: No wonder I loose my appetite when I look at you... sicko. Look at these people. They're miserable. Jerry: Hey, hey, listen tushy pusher, I love my job. I don't even get paid to be here. In fact, I would pay to be here. So if these people don't like it here, they can just get the flapjacks out.
- Terror Firmer
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 9, 2012 1:02:17 GMT -5
^THAT is easily my favorite TROMA movie!
"The chicken... the chicken has declared jihad on us all." Humus -- Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 10, 2012 17:34:00 GMT -5
Tito: Listen, bitch! Just because I'm a tard, doesn't mean you have to treat me like one. But because I'm "special", I don't think I'm ever going to get laid. So why can't I masturbate?
-Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 10, 2012 19:26:39 GMT -5
Camp Children: [at Thanksgiving play, singing, dressed as Thanksgiving food] Eat us! Hey, its Thanksgiving Day! Eat us, we make a nice buffet! We lost the race with Farmer Ed, eat us 'cause we're good and dead. White man or red man from east, north or south, chop off our legs, and put 'em in your mouth! Pugsley: Eat me! Camp Children: Sautéed or barbecued! Pugsley: Eat me! Camp Children: We once were pets but now we're food! We won't stay fresh for very long! So eat us before we finish this song! Eat us before we finish this song! -- Addams Family Values
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 11, 2012 20:52:59 GMT -5
Joseph Keenan: [laughs] Gets so you could taste it. But Abin's been harassing these kids, sending some of his bigger boys over to bitch at first, maybe break a window or two. Then I guess they went old school - lots of sugar in gas tanks, burning bags of dog poopie. Agent Carol: The college kids? Joseph Keenan: No, that was Cooper and his church. The eco kids never so much as called the cops. They got creative instead. They thought it'd be funny to take a page out of Revelations and get Cooper and his family's hopes up with the trumpets. So they got this big-ass rusty old siren from a fire house that just got a new one. The fire chief said they could take the damn thing so long as they carted it off, it's as big as a Mini Cooper. So they trucked this thing down to their compost collective, they put it in a barn, they hook it up to an iPod of all things. And they played these single note trumpet blasts they pulled off the Internet.
- Red State
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 11, 2012 23:27:33 GMT -5
"There has been a miracle here. There has been an absolute miracle. It has rained 1.65 inches of rain today!" Timothy Treadwell -- Grizzly Man
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 15, 2012 2:11:23 GMT -5
Anchor: You're right, cop. You're right, I *am* a rotten bastard. I admit it. But I tell ya something. Even though I got a lot of hate inside, I got some friends who ain't got hate inside. They're filled with nothing but love. Their only crime is growing their hair long, smoking a little grass and getting high, looking at the stars at night, writing poetry in the sand. And what do you do? You bust down their doors, man. Dumb-ass cop. You bust down their doors and you bust down their heads. You put 'em behind bars. And you know something funny? They forgive you. [shoots Charlie, Nora and Lew] Anchor: I don't.
-Satan's Sadists
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