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Post by Space Teens on Oct 6, 2009 2:05:20 GMT -5
The one that always jumps out at me is in Outlaw, when the Queen is being carried on her throne and she walks by the statue that looks exactly like a large vibrator.
"Please somebody invent the battery!"
Not your typical MST joke.
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Post by GersonK on Oct 6, 2009 19:43:33 GMT -5
In Space Travelers, in the NASA speak host segment: Crow (as Peck): ...and hold on your power and glory switch. Joel: Uh, roger on that glory hold, sir.
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Post by TheNewMads on Oct 8, 2009 16:55:41 GMT -5
In Space Travelers, in the NASA speak host segment: Crow (as Peck): ...and hold on your power and glory switch. Joel: Uh, roger on that glory hold, sir. ha! i saw this ep yesterday and thought of this thread when i heard that joke but then thought it was my imagination that it was dirty.
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Post by TheNewMads on Oct 28, 2009 14:04:11 GMT -5
has anyone mentioned yet, when the stupid iowa chick pulls up to all those guys in a car:
STUPID IOWA CHICK: Now hold on, you ALL want to climb in this box? CROW [scandalized]: ex-CUSE me??
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Post by DON3k on Oct 29, 2009 6:37:43 GMT -5
Someone may have mentioned this, but in Eegah, when the giant appears in front of the girl's car, and she stops, then screams, and as she looks forward, shocked, Tom says, "Ach, mein Gott, der schwanzstucker!" and then the girl passes out. Basically, Oh my God, the penis!
It's basically a Young Frankenstein reference.
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Post by spackle on Nov 4, 2009 14:41:45 GMT -5
This is pretty mild, but in War of the Colossal Beast,
Military Guy: Sorry for being so long. Crow: Braggart!
Or is it my imagination that they're referring to his schwanzstucker?
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Post by mrmeadows on Nov 7, 2009 12:21:06 GMT -5
Like most of their dirty jokes, only those with dirty minds get them. Otherwise, the riff out of context is usually pretty innocuous.
One of the filthiest jokes from the show is 5 otherwise innocent words accompanying a very strange visual in "Deathstalker": "GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING!!"
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Post by spackle on Nov 7, 2009 12:59:57 GMT -5
;D I remember that one! Or at least my mind supplies a certain visual.... I'll have to watch it and see if memory serves.
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Post by Bix Dugan on Nov 17, 2009 11:48:59 GMT -5
In Stranded In Space:
When the Earth-guy is being chased by two guards with shiny headgear...
Servo: "Lets go buff our helmets, Bob."
Ewww!
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Post by crowschmo on Nov 18, 2009 18:04:01 GMT -5
In The Day the Earth Froze, Lemmankinan is off to rescue Annakie and Joel says (as the brother): "Stay out of my sister."
In Super Agent Super Dragon, Comfort is worried about going to that masked auction and Baby Face says, "Yeah, but you'll have us two covering you from behind", and Joel says, "Uh, you've been in prison too long."
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Post by canuckmstie on Nov 18, 2009 20:44:34 GMT -5
From Terror from the year 5000, when the boat stalls.
"Sorry. I've got a really old Johnson here. And the motor doesn't work either. Thank you!"
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Post by mylungswereaching on Nov 23, 2009 20:21:00 GMT -5
In the Creeping Terror at about 25 minutes, the two newlyweds were standing next to each other and her hands were moving near his waist, Tom Servo says "what she doing?"
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Post by mrmeadows on Nov 23, 2009 23:56:45 GMT -5
In Horrors of Spider Island, Gary walks out on the porch and one of the girls rises up about to his waist. Cut to a close-up of Gary looking down, and Mike says "Wow....you can do that through pants?"
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Post by Troy's Dad on Nov 24, 2009 14:33:04 GMT -5
Don't forget the poopie suits! And throwing buckets of urine into peoples faces.
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Post by Nuveena on Nov 24, 2009 20:48:23 GMT -5
There were a few in Johnny at the Fair. Narrator: Say; it's Barbara Ann Scott, the world champion figure skater. Crow: Jiminy, thinks Johnny. If only I could get a ride in one of those.
And in Hamlet: Servo: (As Claudius) Now to unleash the great Dane. Heh heh heh.
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