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Post by callipygias on Sept 7, 2009 23:50:32 GMT -5
Welcome, everyone, to the
2nd Annual Captain Hygiene's Ass Off There will be voting and there will be prizes! Anyone that enters Captain Hygiene's Ass off will have a chance to win. (I'll post pics of the prizes in a minute.) Like last year we will hijack the A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. thread, so there will be plenty of room to spread out and explore Captain Hygiene's Ass's myriad attributes and interpret the treasures therein. Please be considerate and leave a word with CHA, so that others can enjoy Captain Hygiene's Ass with you*. but mithter how do i entur captin hyjeenth ath? I'm glad you asked, sonny! Thimply Respond to the previous poster like you normally would. For example, if I leave C.H.A.M.P. ( and I will) you might choose to make something up, something completely unrealistic, like Captain Hygiene's Ass Melts Plutonium, or, Sport, you might want to keep your post within the realm of possibility, like Captain Hygiene's Ass Milks Puppies. Ask your parents for help if you get stuck in Captain Hygiene's Ass off. The Ass Off will run for a couple weeks, and then we will all "go voties," as solgroupie says, and we'll eventually arrive with THREE WINNERS! You may enter Captain Hygiene's Ass in the acronym thread when ready. * If some mavericky sumbitch leaves a non-CHA word just use whatever the last one was.
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Post by callipygias on Sept 8, 2009 0:20:38 GMT -5
1st place will win 3 eps from Sky, a dvd of the Rifftrax version of The Room, a dvd of the Rifftrax version of The Star Wars Holiday Special (God help you), a little MST globe, like the one in the picture, and their choice of one of the tiles pictured. 2nd place wins 2 eps from Sky, a dvd of the Rifftrax of The Room, and a dvd of the Rifftrax version of The Star Wars Holiday Special (God help you too). And if I'm feeling generous you might get your choice of one of the two remaining tiles. 3rd place wins 2 eps from Sky and a dvd of the Rifftrax of The Room. Three copies of The Room just waiting. I can feel the hate radiating from them. Here are the tiles to choose from, and the globe. This one says, POWERED BY HINDER 90 This one from Time of the Apes is pretty self-explanatory. And this one has one of my favorite quotes from Girl In Lovers Lane. You can choose the light background or dark. Either way, it says, "Are we bound for glory right now, Mr. Big Stupid?" on the top, and on the bottom, "Is it okay that I wet my pants?"
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Post by CBG on Sept 8, 2009 4:53:49 GMT -5
I'll dive in to Captain Hygiene's Ass Off first...
C H A G R I N
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Post by callipygias on Sept 8, 2009 10:54:23 GMT -5
I had thought we'd do the actual acronyming in the acronym thread, like last year, but if you'd like a more private locale in which to dig into Captain Hygiene's Ass, go for it!
And fyi, Captain Hygiene's Ass Gives Reasonable Investment Notices. Oh it's true.
Take it to A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. or continue here with:
C.H.A.L.K.
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Post by solgroupie on Sept 8, 2009 11:53:42 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene's Ass Likes Kissin'
C H A M P
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 8, 2009 18:08:21 GMT -5
CAPTAIN HYGIENE'S ASS MUST PAY!
C.H.I.M.P.A.N.Z.E.E.
Edit: In my defense, I briefly thought 'chimpanzee' started with CHA.
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Post by callipygias on Sept 8, 2009 22:09:30 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene Is Making Problems Again. No Zs, Everybody. EVER!
C.H.A.P.P.E.D.A.S.S.
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Post by solgroupie on Sept 9, 2009 11:02:40 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene's Ass: Pink, Pretty, Extremely Durable And So Soft
C H A L M E R S
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 9, 2009 11:22:05 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene's Ass Likes Making Egregious Rong Spellings
C.H.A.M.P.I.O.N.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 10, 2009 0:27:43 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene's Ass Maximizes Patriotism In Our Nation
C.H.A.-C.H.A.-C.H.A.
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Post by Bix Dugan on Sept 10, 2009 7:45:57 GMT -5
Thanks to Cali for the PM'd invite...
captain hygiene's ass...captain's HYGIENE'S ass?...captain hygiene's ASS? (Ugh)
C.H.A.R.R.E.D.
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Post by callipygias on Sept 10, 2009 11:21:29 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene's Ass-Recoil Really Explodes Deafeningly! C.H.A.R.T. In my defense, I briefly thought 'chimpanzee' started with CHA. Captain Hygiene's Ass Likes Making Egregious Rong Spellings Durhey, I just connected those. Nice.
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Post by solgroupie on Sept 10, 2009 14:45:26 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene Ass Rubber Toy C H A S T E
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 10, 2009 19:10:57 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene's Ass Smells Too Evil
C.H.A.L.L.E.N.G.E.
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Post by Bix Dugan on Sept 10, 2009 19:22:35 GMT -5
CHALLENGE
Captain Hygiene's Ass Lovingly Licks Everyone's Naughty Gonads Everywhere
C.H.A.N.C.R.E.
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