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Post by crowschmo on Jul 11, 2020 8:21:21 GMT -5
It ain't a fit night for man or beast.
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 11, 2020 12:00:52 GMT -5
You're not supposed to bury bodies whenever you find them. It makes people suspicious.
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Post by crowschmo on Jul 15, 2020 19:22:26 GMT -5
You have reached the police department. We. Are. Closed.
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 15, 2020 22:55:32 GMT -5
Now, what can a man do with his clothes off for twenty minutes? Couldn't he have taken an hour?
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Post by crowschmo on Jul 23, 2020 17:50:18 GMT -5
Suppose you tell me how a man who's been dead for several hours can drive a car up a mountain road, get out, and jump over a cliff?
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 23, 2020 20:05:07 GMT -5
You can stuff him, for all I care. Stuff him and put him in a glass case, only I'd suggest frosted glass.
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Post by crowschmo on Jul 24, 2020 11:26:43 GMT -5
What kind of host asks you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 24, 2020 14:50:55 GMT -5
They talk about flat-footed policemen. May the saints protect us from the gifted amateur.
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Post by crowschmo on Jul 24, 2020 18:12:24 GMT -5
I'm Batman.
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 24, 2020 19:00:49 GMT -5
One final thing I have to do... and then I'll be free of the past.
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Post by crowschmo on Jul 25, 2020 13:06:37 GMT -5
Take me to the volcano!
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 25, 2020 14:54:57 GMT -5
This matter is best disposed of from a great height, over water.
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Post by crowschmo on Jul 28, 2020 2:02:18 GMT -5
You've got me? Who...who's got you?
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 28, 2020 18:25:10 GMT -5
Fewer things in life give a man more pleasure than hunting. It satisfies his primitive nature, striding through the woods, picking up his kill.
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Post by crowschmo on Aug 1, 2020 11:15:21 GMT -5
That's not a knife: THIS is a knife.
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