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Post by crowschmo on Nov 13, 2020 16:10:18 GMT -5
We have a Hulk.
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Post by sol-survivor on Nov 13, 2020 21:35:09 GMT -5
We discovered that your husband had been spending a large number of pound notes all over the place - it ran into over three hundred pounds - and it appeared to have started at about the time you were arrested. Now, I had to find out where he got that money, and how. Then I remembered that after you were arrested we searched this flat, and I saw a copy of his bank statement in that desk. So yesterday afternoon, I went to the prison and asked to see your handbag. While I was doing this, I managed to lift your latchkey. Highly irregular, of course, but my blood was up. And then this morning when your husband was out, I came back here to look at his statement. I never saw it... because I never got through that door. You see, the key that I'd taken from your handbag didn't fit the lock!
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Post by crowschmo on Nov 19, 2020 17:00:21 GMT -5
That house was a secure location. Whoever crashed it, they were invited.
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Post by sol-survivor on Nov 19, 2020 21:16:33 GMT -5
And she was the one who died! The real wife, not you! You were the copy. You were the counterfeit, weren't you? Was she dead or alive when you got there?
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Post by crowschmo on Nov 23, 2020 16:51:58 GMT -5
That's a fargin' trick question!
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Post by sol-survivor on Nov 23, 2020 18:15:24 GMT -5
Why should you steal her handbag? Why should you write her all those blackmail notes? Can you prove you didn't? You certainly can't prove I did. It will be a straight case of your word against mine.
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Post by crowschmo on Nov 24, 2020 18:14:28 GMT -5
Wait, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!
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Post by sol-survivor on Nov 24, 2020 20:25:28 GMT -5
Oh, Daddy doesn't mind a little scandal. He's a Senator.
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Post by crowschmo on Nov 30, 2020 1:02:22 GMT -5
Sounds like your dad and my dad should get together and go bowling.
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Post by sol-survivor on Nov 30, 2020 12:11:15 GMT -5
You're not supposed to bury bodies whenever you find them. It makes people suspicious.
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Post by crowschmo on Nov 30, 2020 13:03:43 GMT -5
Okay then, listen, let's not get caught.
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Post by sol-survivor on Nov 30, 2020 15:16:40 GMT -5
Do you really believe in the perfect murder?
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 3, 2020 13:10:12 GMT -5
Imperfection is the key. Imperfections make us individuals, that's what makes us unique.
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Post by sol-survivor on Dec 3, 2020 20:59:22 GMT -5
I'd like to have your advice on how to live comfortably without hard work.
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 4, 2020 17:33:05 GMT -5
Our lives are defined by opportunities --- even the ones we miss.
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