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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 22, 2009 19:48:08 GMT -5
"I've decided to give up making movies and become a rabbi." - Adam Sandler
"Okay, I admit it. I committed a mountain of crimes while in office." - Dick Cheney.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 23, 2009 0:06:23 GMT -5
"Tweeting is stupid, I regret ever creating it." - the douchebag who invented Twitter.
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Post by fireballil on Sept 23, 2009 14:44:31 GMT -5
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there? Who the (bleep) cares?"-Coleman Francis
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Post by brandonakaxerxes on Sept 23, 2009 16:19:12 GMT -5
"I did Taylor a favor! She's in the news isn't she?" - Kanye West
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 23, 2009 20:47:04 GMT -5
"Been a while, but it's nice 2 B back at the dog fights!...aw, poopie!" - Michael Vick
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 24, 2009 19:19:18 GMT -5
"I didn't injure my ankle. The show's creators realized how embarassing it was to have me on it." - Tom Delay.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 25, 2009 0:10:47 GMT -5
"I've decided that being famous for no reason isn't as fulfilling as I hoped. I'm moving to Calcutta to live as a pauper. Goodbye forever!" - Paris Hilton
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 27, 2009 17:12:17 GMT -5
"I admit ripping off Bill Cosby." - Carlos Mencia.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 27, 2009 21:14:10 GMT -5
'I admit ripping off Bill Hicks." - Denis Leary
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Post by dph on Sept 29, 2009 12:10:00 GMT -5
"I know that hobgoblins is a hunk of s***." Rick Sloane.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 29, 2009 18:05:36 GMT -5
"You idiots will eat ANYTHING, won't U?" - Founder of Domino's Pizza
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Post by dph on Sept 29, 2009 20:10:14 GMT -5
"You idiots will eat ANYTHING, won't U?" founder off McDonald's.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 29, 2009 22:30:00 GMT -5
"You actually DRINK this stuff?" - Creator of Zima
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Post by dph on Sept 30, 2009 8:07:19 GMT -5
"Corona IS basically liquefied skunk." Creator of Corona.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 30, 2009 17:52:04 GMT -5
"Personal foul? What's a personal foul?" - Michael Jordan
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