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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 29, 2009 19:40:55 GMT -5
1. Just open a window if she starts smelling bad.
2. A few nails in her will take care of that.
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Post by mylungswereaching on Oct 29, 2009 21:38:26 GMT -5
Ah darn, I've got to get my caulk gun and fix that leak again
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Post by p3ngu1n on Oct 30, 2009 12:53:38 GMT -5
1. I can't believe how big and roomy it is!
2. It's getting pretty old and smelly, so I thought I'd take a wrecking ball to it and get a new one.
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Post by crowservo51 on Oct 31, 2009 20:06:46 GMT -5
NEXT ONE
Things you can say about your TV, but not your girlfriend.
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Post by Satchmo on Nov 1, 2009 14:06:05 GMT -5
I's getting kinda old. I think I'm going to replace it with one of those new, flat ones.
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Post by crowservo51 on Nov 1, 2009 20:39:29 GMT -5
Wow Nice H double D's
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Nov 1, 2009 20:57:46 GMT -5
Where's the mute button on this damn thing?
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Post by crowservo51 on Nov 1, 2009 21:27:08 GMT -5
Can I turn you on?
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Nov 1, 2009 21:37:29 GMT -5
*yelling*
WHY THE HELL AIN'T YOU WORKING??
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Post by Bart Fargo on Nov 2, 2009 20:35:45 GMT -5
If you don't like what she's saying, just change the channel!
"57 channels and nothin's on..."
I can never get her to work out in the middle of nowhere!
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 3, 2009 0:59:35 GMT -5
She's still under warranty.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Nov 3, 2009 1:06:49 GMT -5
Damn! I need to buy an adapter!
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Post by fireballil on Nov 3, 2009 4:46:26 GMT -5
It needs to get warmed up.
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Post by Satchmo on Nov 3, 2009 23:35:28 GMT -5
I found her for cheap at a garage sale
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Post by crowservo51 on Nov 4, 2009 10:43:49 GMT -5
NEXT ONE
Things you can say about your skateboard, but not your girlfriend
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