Post by mst3kluv on Dec 7, 2009 0:45:33 GMT -5
If Mike and Bots watched Disaster Movie, this is what the final host segment would be like.
[MIKE and the BOTS have just finished watching DISASTER MOVIE]
(MIKE and TOM are standing around the BRIDGE.)
MIKE(Badly acting): Boy, today is a great day.
TOM(Same): Yes, I wonder if there will be any disasters today.
MIKE(Same): No, because it’s sunny today and Jack Thompson hasn’t died yet.
(MIKE smiles for a beat, to show you that this in fact, a joke.)
TOM (Same): Oh, by the way, I left the oven on at my house.
MIKE(In a bad attempt to act angry): What!?
(CROW enters from Stage LEFT, wearing a pirate hat and a hula skirt. He begins to dance while goofy music starts playing. Suddenly everything goes out of control. The lights start blinking, CAMBOT starts randomly zooming in and out, etc.)
ALL(Badly acting): Oh,no! A disaster!
(Two models of subway trains appear from opposite sides of the bridge and crash into each other. There is a huge explosion of smoke, briefly obscuring CAMBOT’s vision for a beat. When the smoke clears, TOM is dressed in a wizard costume.)
TOM(bad British accent): I’m Harry Potter!
(Stuffed frogs fly everywhere. CALVIN and HOBBES appear and go offscreen for a second. They come back with a door frame and walk through it straight into outer space.)
CALVIN(Off-screen): Don’t forget to fry some fish!
(The scene then changes to a random museum. MIKE and the BOTS run about the various exhibits until they come to the Egyptian wing. JUNO is standing there, HOBBES jumps out of a sarcophagus and pounces on her.)
HOBBES: Sorry! I thought you were Dale.
(Back on the bridge, the trio’s playing various kinds of guitars, when suddenly the bridge explodes! There is a flash of white light for a beat. Then, as the music draws to a close, the bridge is back to normal as if nothing had ever happened.)
ALL: Nonsense!
(The red light on the console begins blinking.)
[MIKE and the BOTS have just finished watching DISASTER MOVIE]
(MIKE and TOM are standing around the BRIDGE.)
MIKE(Badly acting): Boy, today is a great day.
TOM(Same): Yes, I wonder if there will be any disasters today.
MIKE(Same): No, because it’s sunny today and Jack Thompson hasn’t died yet.
(MIKE smiles for a beat, to show you that this in fact, a joke.)
TOM (Same): Oh, by the way, I left the oven on at my house.
MIKE(In a bad attempt to act angry): What!?
(CROW enters from Stage LEFT, wearing a pirate hat and a hula skirt. He begins to dance while goofy music starts playing. Suddenly everything goes out of control. The lights start blinking, CAMBOT starts randomly zooming in and out, etc.)
ALL(Badly acting): Oh,no! A disaster!
(Two models of subway trains appear from opposite sides of the bridge and crash into each other. There is a huge explosion of smoke, briefly obscuring CAMBOT’s vision for a beat. When the smoke clears, TOM is dressed in a wizard costume.)
TOM(bad British accent): I’m Harry Potter!
(Stuffed frogs fly everywhere. CALVIN and HOBBES appear and go offscreen for a second. They come back with a door frame and walk through it straight into outer space.)
CALVIN(Off-screen): Don’t forget to fry some fish!
(The scene then changes to a random museum. MIKE and the BOTS run about the various exhibits until they come to the Egyptian wing. JUNO is standing there, HOBBES jumps out of a sarcophagus and pounces on her.)
HOBBES: Sorry! I thought you were Dale.
(Back on the bridge, the trio’s playing various kinds of guitars, when suddenly the bridge explodes! There is a flash of white light for a beat. Then, as the music draws to a close, the bridge is back to normal as if nothing had ever happened.)
ALL: Nonsense!
(The red light on the console begins blinking.)