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Post by TobyMobias on Feb 17, 2010 2:25:52 GMT -5
Post fake roles for Joe Don Baker, based on this format: "Joe Don Baker IS '_______' He's a ______!" Description can be simple, e.g. "Joe Don Baker is 'Mittens.' He's a cop!" or long, e.g. "Joe Don Baker is 'Mittens', a hard-boozin' cop that won't obey the rules, even when he probably should." Feel free to also put exerpts from the 'film' in question. *************************************** Joe Don Baker IS 'Fatman'! He's a superhero! Baker: To the Fat-Rascals! *wooshy thing, slow surf music* |
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Post by fireballil on Feb 17, 2010 3:32:12 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS Dirty Harry!
Joe Don is Clint Eastwood's famous San Francisco cop in this reimagining of the classic movie.
'Do ya feel like feeding me lunch, punk?'
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 17, 2010 19:03:51 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS mikefab! He's a forum member!
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Post by Satchmo on Feb 17, 2010 19:14:15 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS tired of this crap! He's a goin' to get a sandwich!
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 18, 2010 10:18:19 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS the protagonist in a Judd Apatow film! He's a complete slob who gets an impossibly hot woman because the script says so!
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Post by TobyMobias on Feb 18, 2010 18:01:37 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS 'Doctor Who'! He's a Time Lord who abuses his power to hit on women and eat extinct birds!
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Post by caucasoididiot on Feb 18, 2010 20:59:25 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS NPR Bureau Chief in Dakar!
HE's striking out with Ofeibea Quist-Arcton!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 19, 2010 4:05:42 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS Joe Don Baker. He's tautological.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 19, 2010 9:20:39 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS not in this film!
He's not!
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 19, 2010 13:18:53 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS Joe Don Baker in the latest Seltzerberg film! He's going to do a shot-by-shot, word-by-word rehash of what he did in a different movie he was in, but since he's doing it here, that makes it funny!
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Post by caucasoididiot on Feb 19, 2010 17:25:28 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS a 17th century natural philosopher who plays by his own rules IN Hooke's Law!
Or would that be a technical foul?
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 20, 2010 12:21:34 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS Martin Luther! He's a monk who's got some theses to nail to a church door!
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Post by pondoscp on Mar 8, 2010 6:48:12 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker should have been in Inglourious Basterds instead of Brad Pitt. Now that's casting!
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Post by TobyMobias on Apr 6, 2010 15:42:36 GMT -5
Joe Don Baker IS Hilary Duff! She's a teen pop star!
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