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Post by jkazoolien on May 18, 2010 11:06:26 GMT -5
"Dog Food" by Al Poe
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Post by crowschmo on May 18, 2010 12:53:49 GMT -5
"Get Rich Quick" by Rob A. Bank
What you can get at Hertz bakery: A Hertz doughnut.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 19, 2010 2:39:55 GMT -5
"101 Peace Offerings" by Olive Branch "A Practical Guide to Fishing Tackle" by Bob Burr "No Outlet" by Ted Endstreet
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Post by crowschmo on May 24, 2010 17:55:00 GMT -5
"Plumbing Woes" by Lee King-Fawcett
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Post by Hellcat on May 24, 2010 23:35:24 GMT -5
I had some cyber-buddies who would spam petitions with fake names just to harass the people who started the petitions. Childish? Yes. But some of the names they came up with cracked me up. Here are a few:
Gladys C. Hugh Dr. Ben Dover G. Howie Fartz Mark O. Debeest Stew Pidass Pete Zahutt
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Post by jkazoolien on May 25, 2010 22:56:07 GMT -5
One time, a friend of a friend took the tablecloth off my friend's dining room table, tied it around his neck like a cape, and said "Look, I'm SUPPERMAN!".
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Post by afriendlychicken on May 26, 2010 20:49:50 GMT -5
They had a huge down-turn on the insect stock market today because of a huge " no mosquito buy off." Get it?.....oh, God.....
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Post by jkazoolien on May 26, 2010 23:11:05 GMT -5
Did you know that Ed Gein ran a Denny's? Out front, it said "Eat Kids Free".
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Post by afriendlychicken on May 26, 2010 23:32:18 GMT -5
(I wonder if crowschmo is regretting starting this thread....)
"The Story of a Few" By Anne Otter "Where is Everyone?" By I. M. Overhere "Get Out of the Sun" by Dee Shade "What's the use? by I. Giveup
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Post by jkazoolien on May 26, 2010 23:55:19 GMT -5
"Mario's Brother" by Lew Ouija
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 8, 2010 22:46:08 GMT -5
I was in a bar the other day, and said "Give me a TaB and put it on my tab." I ended up with 2 cans on top of each other.
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Post by crowschmo on Jun 9, 2010 18:15:22 GMT -5
(I wonder if crowschmo is regretting starting this thread....) No, I was actually more worried that no one would participate at ALL. Don't forget the MST3K faves: I.P. Knightley, and I.P. Freelee
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 9, 2010 20:44:50 GMT -5
"Vomit" by Ralph & Blanche Hurley
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Post by crowschmo on Jun 15, 2010 18:41:52 GMT -5
Choo Wing Phat
(That could be a mix of Nationalities, I don't know).
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 15, 2010 19:56:02 GMT -5
"Nobody Likes Me" by Lou Zurr
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